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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 3880 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 7829 |
Reasons to join: – We have a strict “no marrying immodest women” policy because we’re all about that modesty life. Plus, our leader is extremely responsive to BDSM, so you know things are gonna get wild. – Want to negatively influence a modest woman? Look no further! Our SMP is the perfect place to do just that. But don’t worry, our leader thinks he’d be a great dad because he’s good with kids. So, it’s all good, right? – When someone smiles at you or is happy thinking about you, that’s where you’ve reproduced. That’s right, forget about breeding villagers or animals, we’re all about that emotional offspring life. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft parenting.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as you are, join us today! Just remember, we’re a religious server, so be prepared for some spiritual shenanigans along the way.