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| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 7181 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 357124 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where you can escape the horrors of real life like skyrocketing food prices! Join us and enjoy a world where diamonds are as plentiful as avocado toast and creepers are actually just misunderstood vegetarians looking for a hug.
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake blocks and ride around on a pig with wings while shooting fireworks out of your hands. Don’t worry about pesky zombies trying to eat your brains, because here they’re all on a strict vegan diet and just want to trade you for some organic carrots.
So come join us on our magical Minecraft server where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is running out of rainbow-colored sheep to shear. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
