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BankruptCraft

banking industry, BankruptCraft, central bank, Economy, employment, employment crisis, financial sector, human Resources, job market, job market analysis, job market trends, job openings, Job Opportunities, job seekers, job vacancies, labor shortage, RECORD, Recruitment, russia, staffing shortage, Workforce

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5876
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
New Chunks Explored:	660758	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Votes:	700	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Girl Power Zone

behavior patterns, Boys, childhood behavior, childhood development, early childhood, gender differences, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl, Girls, health disparities, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, outdoor play, physical activity, physical health, playing outside, power, research, societal norms, study, Zone

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	191
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Soul Soicety

Active, anti cheat, Development, Minecraft, mob spawn, Modless, Open, Pluginless, PvP, Server, Soul Society, Survival, turkish, Unauthorized Labor, Xray Protection

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7008
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Star Shards Collected:	284
Dimension Hops:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Emeralds Found:	860	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

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Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, Blessings, Community, Crafty, encouragement, great day, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health, Minecraft, morning, motivation, odin, Peace, positivity, self-care, Server, Suicide prevention, Support, well-being

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1517
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

aew, Alicia Atout, backstage politics, Big Bill, Brian Cage, Dasha, ddp, FIRED, girl, girl hired, Golden, Golden Jew, hire, jew, Melissa Santos, Minecraft, mjf, Moxley, professional wrestling, relationships, Renee Young, smp, TONY KHAN, Top Guys, wrestling

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2675
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

GlutenGrieferCraft

Allergies, banana-scented products, Communication, compromise, contamination concern, cultural dishes, dietary restrictions, digestive pain, favorite foods, gluten free, gluten free household, gluten intolerant, GlutenGrieferCraft, glutenous foods, long-distance relationship, long-term commitment, separation, severe problems, strict cleaning, Understanding, unfair expectations

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8857
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	346	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

RiskTakerMC SMP

achievement, boldness, calculated risk, challenge, courage, Decision making, embracing change, growth, opportunity, overcoming fear, perseverance, pushing boundaries, Risk-taking, RiskTakerMC, seizing the moment, smp, stepping out of comfort zone, success, taking chances, trust in intuition, uncertainty

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6443
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	8726
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! At first, it may seem like a risky move, but let me tell you, the rewards are totally worth it.

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have the time of your blocky life!

BlockyHurtHaven

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9186
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9243	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

LoyalSMP

Adventure, Bedwars, building, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Farming, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2259
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Void Gems Collected:	35
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6

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Zonikyo Network

Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Dedicated, Economy, Events, Features, Fun, Gamemodes, Gamers, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Updated, Zonikyo Network

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3795
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Divine Spears Created:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

A Fun Minecraft Network regularly updated with brand-new gamemodes and features, run by a group of dedicated gamers

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