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| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 160 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
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