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KurskCraft: No Fear, Just Blocks

blocks, Conflict, crisis management., current events, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, Events, fear, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, naval incident, News, Political, russia, SECURITY, submarine disaster, Tension, US

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2685
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	New Chunks Explored:	372853

so, like, you wanna join this amazin’ minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, this place is crazier than a creeper in a TNT factory!

we got pigs flyin’ around like they own the place, and villagers tradin’ diamonds for dirt blocks. it’s a madhouse, i tell ya!

one time, we had this epic battle between a group of players and a herd of zombie chickens. it was cluckin’ chaos, but so much fun!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found filled with treasure chests and traps. it was like somethin’ out of a movie, i swear!

so if you wanna have a blast and laugh your blocky butt off, come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server. you won’t regret it, i promise!

MutantCraft: Portal to Chaos

alternate dimensions, Chaos, chaotic energy dimension, claws, comic books, fast running, genetic mutations, human mutations, Marvel, mutant abilities, mutant powers, mutant society, MutantCraft, Mutants, Optimistic, optimistic view, Portal, portal eyes, superhero team, Superpowers, x-men, X-Men franchise

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Villages Defended:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

come join our server where you can be a MINECRAFT MUTANT, not like those lame x-men mutants, we’re talking CRAZY mutations like SHOOTING FIREBALLS FROM YOUR EYES or GROWING WINGS MADE OF DIAMONDS.

we have a secret underground lab where you can experiment on yourself to unlock new powers, like turning into a CREEPER whenever you get scared or being able to TELEPORT TO THE NETHER just by sneezing.

but be careful, because some mutations can have side effects like turning your skin into obsidian or making you speak in ZOMBIE GROANS.

join now and become the ultimate MINECRAFT MUTANT, because who needs claws when you can have LASER EYES?

Covidian Paranoia: Blocky Politics

AMERICANS, avoidance, blocky, Covid-19 pandemic, Covidian, disgust, distrust, fear, group dynamics, health concerns, infection risks, pandemic response, PARANOIA, partisan divide, Perception, political affiliation, political party, Politics, public opinion, republicans, social behavior, social distancing, Vulnerability, wary

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4248
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

so, liek, u kno wat wud be super fun? joinin dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, u wont even believe it, bro. u kno wat makes dis server so amazin? cuz we got all da cool peeps, even dem republicans who r so sus right now. but dont worry, even if u a republican, u still gonna hav a blast on dis server.

we got crazy builds, like a giant statue of a chicken wearin sunglasses, and a rollercoaster dat goes through a lava pit. u wont find dat on any other server, i swear. plus, we got secret treasure hunts and epic pvp battles dat will make u pee ur pants with excitement.

so, if u lookin for a wild ride and wanna meet sum kooky characters, join dis server now. trust me, u wont regret it. unless u hate fun, den u can go play on sum lame server dat doesnt hav cool republicans and giant chicken statues. but who wants dat, amirite?

Crafty Comedy Mine Server

aggression, arab world, Bombing, comedy, Conflict, Crafty, Disrespect, extremism, Flexing, international relations, iran, Islam, Laughter, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Politics, RETALIATION, Server, Terrorism, Thread, violence, War Crimes, Weakness

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4315
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we flex harder than anyone else out there! We’re so strong, we make Islam look weak AF. In fact, we’re so powerful that we might as well start indiscriminately bombing cities in Minecraft because no one can stop us! Join us for some explosive fun and show the Arab world who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

DeconstructingDudeMC SMP

Analysis, close reading, critical theory, DeconstructingDudeMC, deconstruction, Interpretation, Literary Analysis, literary criticism, literary deconstruction, literary devices, literary form, literary genre, literary interpretation, literary structure, literary studies, literary techniques, literary terms, literary theory, Literature, postmodernism, smp, text deconstruction

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2511
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Farms Harvested:	197
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Love Letters Sent:	14
Astral Projections Made:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns and anything goes? Then you need to join our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us for the ultimate deconstruction experience where nothing is off-limits. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We won’t stop you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay explosive eggs that will blow your mind (and your base) to smithereens. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of deconstruction. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

NoAirParentPickup

Airport, Assistance, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family, Help, INCONVENIENCE, misunderstanding, MONEY, NoAirParentPickup, parents, Picking up, relationships, Resentment, Support, Transportation, vacation

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4140
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Star Shards Collected:	108
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of parents who expect you to drop everything and cater to their every whim? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and have a good time without the parental guilt trips.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being forced to pick up your parents from the airport at the crack of dawn just to get a pair of shorts (seriously, who does that?). Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring the endless possibilities of Minecraft.

Plus, if you ever need a break from the virtual world, our server is filled with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with demanding parents. You’ll never have to feel alone in your quest for independence and freedom.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the parental drama behind. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft?

IcyCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, Air Force, airspace, Allies, Defense, fighter jets, Iceland, IcyCraft, international relations, Military, military presence, Minecraft, Monitoring, nato, Radar, reconnaissance, russian aircraft, SECURITY, Server, stealth jets, Surveillance, Tensions, uk

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3232
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Zombie Dances:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server!!! We got UK stealth jets in Iceland, like wutttt??? They be “watching” for Russian aircraft, like they spyin’ on ’em or sumthin’!!! Join our server and u can be a spy too, like James Bond but in blocky form!!! We got secret missions and stuff, it’s lit fam!!! Come join the fun and be a part of the action, who knows what crazy adventures await you in our server!!! #BlockyBond #SpyCraft #MinecraftMadness

MantleMiners: Digging Deeper for Rare Rocks!

deep drilling, deep earth, deep world, Deeper, Digging, drill, drilling technology, earth’s interior, Earth’s mantle, Exploration, geological study, geologists, geologists’ findings, geology, Life, mantle material, MantleMiners, rare, rare rocks, research, rocks, sample, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, subterranean exploration

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8210
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Emeralds Found:	8251	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

come join our minecraft server where we dig deeper than geologists into the earth’s mantle! we have rare rocks, crazy caves, and even secret underground civilizations to explore. who needs real life when you can uncover the mysteries of the deep world in minecraft? join us for a wild adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the earth. plus, we have diamonds for days, so why wait? come dig with us now!

Canopy

#exciting, 20s, 50 players, Builds, CanopyMC, collaboration, Community Focused, concurrent players, Discord, Economy, Events, Fresh, Friends, Hermitcraft-like, Map, Minecraft, new world, player age 16+, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Towns, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8369
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Votes:	2856	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Canopy is a Hermitcraft-Like, Survival, server. We just started a new world on 7/13, so everything is fresh and exciting!

We’re a community-focused server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is in their early to mid-20’s and we’re looking for players that are 16+. We also average 20-50 concurrent players every day! From working together on builds, events, building towns together, or getting to know each other in discord, we want you to meet new friends!

View our map at https://map.canopymc.net/!

canopymc.net

Flare SMP: Where Creeper hugs are mandatory and the drama llama runs wild!

bolt, Community, Cosmetics, creeper, decorations, Development, Drama, Dynmap, English, FLARE, FlareDeathMessages, germany, GSit, hugs, international community, Llama, long term, Mandatory, Mature, MCMMO, mmorpg, Pets, Rewards, runs, Semi Vanilla, serious, smp, Summer event, Whitelist, Wild

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8767
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	459
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Void Armor Forged:	22	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Crops Grown:	6844
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Flare Community and Flare SMP Overview

About Us	Founded on April 14, 2023 by Antimony_Sb, aiming to provide a relaxed semi-vanilla experience in a mature environment.
What Sets Us Apart	Dynmap Bolt mcMMO GSit FlareDeathMessages Pets Cosmetics Decorations
Additional Information	We are an international community primarily using English. Some features are still in development and a summer event is upcoming. Discord link available in profile.
Future Projects	Developing a second server named “Flare Adventures” offering a classic MMORPG player experience.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
When was Flare Community and Flare SMP founded?	April 14, 2023
What is the primary language of the community?	English, with some members from Germany
What additional features do you offer compared to Vanilla Minecraft?	Dynmap, Bolt, mcMMO, GSit, FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations
Do you have any upcoming events or projects?	Summer event with rewards and a new server in development named “Flare Adventures”