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| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 3996 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Animals Bred: | 176 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Welcome to the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a strict dress code – kikes MUST wear hats at all times! Don’t ask us why, just do it or face the consequences of being chased by a mob of angry chickens wearing tiny top hats.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball to show off to all your friends.
And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Llama Lovers Club,” where members get to ride around on rainbow-colored llamas while blasting Justin Bieber music through the in-game speakers. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, kikes MUST wear hats – it’s non-negotiable.
