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TrendyCraft: RIP Fast Trends

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	594
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Mines Excavated:	4201
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Chimeras Created:	3

Remember when fidget spinners were all the rage? Well, this Minecraft server is like the fidget spinner of the gaming world – it’s so addictive, you won’t be able to put it down! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to boogie down. So come on, hop on this trend train before it disappears faster than planking!

CraftyQueens Minecraft Server

activism, anti-LGBT law, Awareness, Community, CraftyQueens, discrimination, equality, georgia, hate crime, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, justice for trans women, Killed, LGBTQ, Marginalized, Minecraft, Minority, Server, Support, tragic, trans woman, transgender rights, violence

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5598
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Star Shards Collected:	80	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

so, like, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the craziest sh*t happens? well, do i have the server for you! we got unicorns flying around, pigs that can talk, and even a secret portal to the land of chocolate!

oh, and get this, one time a trans woman was killed in georgia the day after an anti-lgbt law was passed. but don’t worry, that kind of drama only happens in the real world, not on our server!

come join us for some epic adventures, insane builds, and maybe even make some new friends along the way. who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky minecraft world? join now and let the fun begin!

Crafty D2G – Minecraft Server

bug tracker, Crafty, d2g, Datdota, Dota 2, Dotabuff, esports, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, Minecraft, News, News & Streams, Opendota, patches, Personal game data, Protracker, Roster shuffles, Server, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, Updates, Wiki

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6104
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a Roster shuffle in Esports? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it makes patch updates in Dota 2 look like child’s play.

Join us for insane adventures and crazy battles that will make you question reality. Our lore is so deep, it’ll make you feel like you’re living in a fantasy world. And for all you League players out there, we’ve got a special surprise waiting just for you.

But that’s not all! Our bug tracker is so full of glitches, it’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode. And our statistics will blow your mind – you’ll be checking your personal game data on Steam more than you check your social media.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

The New CL Format Is Terrible Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8283
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with dancing llamas, and building a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

BoyfriendBunkBedBattles Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4165
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Potions Brewed:	112	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Emeralds Found:	6658

Are you tired of dealing with a snoring partner who sounds like a chainsaw in your ear every night? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your noisy woes! Join us and build a virtual fortress where you can finally get a good night’s sleep without any interruptions.

Our server is so peaceful and quiet, you’ll forget all about your snoring partner back in the real world. Plus, we have special anti-snoring potions that will make sure no one disturbs your beauty sleep ever again. And if your partner dares to disturb you in the game, we have a special jail cell just for them!

So why suffer through sleepless nights when you can join our Minecraft server and sleep soundly in your own virtual paradise? Say goodbye to snoring and hello to sweet dreams on our server!

FashionistaFundsFiasco

#budgets, #Drop out, accessories, AITAH, apps, bills, clothes, credit card, dresses, FashionistaFundsFiasco, fun money, house poor, iPhone, not paying, online college degree program, purses, sacrifice, SAVING, second hand items., stay at home mom, tight finances, Tools, uber driver, wife’s tuition

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1428
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Void Gems Collected:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your financial decisions? Look no further! Join our server where we encourage players to sacrifice their brand new iPhones and designer purses to pay for in-game tuition fees!

Forget about building castles and mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be budgeting and saving up for that virtual education you never knew you needed. Who needs a fancy house in Minecraft when you can have a degree in underwater basket weaving instead?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to balance your virtual bank account while your virtual wife drives Uber to pay for her online classes. It’s a wild ride full of financial responsibility and questionable spending habits – just like real life, but in blocky pixel form!

DIY Minecraft Mayhem

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3847
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Animals Bred:	23	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Are you tired of waiting for someone else to create the perfect Minecraft server? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate “f*** it, I’ll do it myself” moment in history!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground lair where the admins plot their next crazy event. Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples.

So why wait for someone else to create the perfect Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the greatest “f*** it, I’ll do it myself” moment in history? See you in-game, adventurer!

KurskCraft: Russian Secrets Unleashed

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7395
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Emeralds Found:	5420	Villages Defended:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	338
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

so, like, u know how russia is all secretive and stuff? well, turns out they totally knew about the kursk thing before it even happened! like, they had papers and everything, man.

anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, u should totally join our minecraft server. we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena.

plus, our admin once tamed a wild ender dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. it was epic, dude.

so come join us and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

GeneCraft: Fussy Eater’s Paradise

adolescence, childhood eating habits, early adolescence, Eaters, eating habits, Food fussiness, fussy, fussy eating, GeneCraft, Genes, Genetic differences, genetic influence, genetic predisposition, genetics, Hereditary, influence, nature vs nurture, Paradise, picky eater, Population, stable trait, Toddler, toddlerhood, variation

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3882
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat blocks for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our genes make us the ultimate fussy eaters, but in a good way! we only eat the rarest, most exclusive blocks in the game because our genetic differences make us crave them like crazy.

at 16 months old, we were already chowing down on blocks like there was no tomorrow. by the time we hit three, we were unstoppable – 74% of our diet was made up of the most delicious blocks you could imagine. and by 13, we were basically block-eating machines, devouring everything in sight.

so if you want to join a server where fussy eating is not only accepted but encouraged, come join us! we promise you won’t find a more genetically diverse group of block eaters anywhere else. come hungry, leave satisfied – that’s our motto!

Passport Bro’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5917
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	9119
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	482	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on a fat hog girlfriend in the states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers the perfect solution! Join us and save up to $150 per nut by building your dream hog gf out of blocks instead! Our server is filled with epic builds and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you might just lose a nut yourself! So come on down and join the fun – your wallet (and your nuts) will thank you!