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SnowflakeCraft: Where ‘right wingers are lazy quitters’ thrive!

Conservatives, cucks, eh I don’t care if leftists take full control and enact all their policies, get out into the streets, if you fight your enemies they win, Lazy, lazy quitters, Leftists, my candidate only aligns with me on 80% of issues instead of 100%, people will regret it and rise up in two more weeks, POL, protesting in the streets, quitters, right wingers, SnowflakeCraft, that’s what they want you to do, they’re basically Democrats so I’ll just not vote, Thrive, vote blue no matter who, win at all costs, wingers

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1447
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Are you tired of political drama and division in the real world? Join our Minecraft server where leftists and conservatives come together to build and have fun! Leftists can vote blue no matter who while conservatives can relax knowing that even if their candidate only aligns with them on 80% of issues, they won’t have to worry about leftists taking over and enacting all their policies. And don’t worry about /pol/ cucks, they’re not invited to our server! So come join us and build a world where everyone can get along, because fighting your enemies only makes them win – but building epic structures together is the real victory!

Crafting Chaos: The EmuGen Experience – Where Pixels and Pranks Collide!

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1203
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Votes:	6457
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dimension Hops:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old problems? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous ways possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or if you want to mine for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses.

Our server is so wild, even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether! And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has taken up knitting as a hobby and now flies around the End in a sparkly pink cape.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your character too, by a TNT-wielding llama)!

PsychoCraft: Where there’s something wrong with everyone, but in a fun way!

counseling, dream life, Fun, introspection, Introvert, ISOLATION, mental health, Mental well-being, personal growth, PsychoCraft, psychological issues, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self isolation, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-exploration, self-realization, social anxiety, Therapy, wrong

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2220
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of the real world and its pesky responsibilities? Do you dream of living as a permanent hermit in the digital realm of Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, you can do just that!

Join us and escape the outside world, where you can build your own virtual paradise and never have to interact with pesky humans again. Our server is the perfect place for those who prefer pixels over people and solitude over socializing.

Forget about real-life obligations and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is your creativity and survival skills. So why wait? Join our server now and start living your dream life as a permaneet!

Purple-Eyed Beauties Minecraft Server: Where pixelated girls with violet eyes rule the blocky world!

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1771
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Towns Built:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, girls with purple eyes are the most attractive characters! Why, you ask? Because they have magical powers that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies and make diamonds rain from the sky! Join now and find your purple-eyed anime waifu to conquer the pixelated world with!

ChopstickCraft: Where Asian food and Minecraft collide for a deliciously fun adventure!

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6335
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Farms Harvested:	926	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland content? Well, look no further because our server is like a delicious bowl of Asian food – spicy, flavorful, and oh so satisfying!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons with chopsticks, mining for diamonds with a giant sushi roll, and building epic castles out of ramen noodles. Our community is as diverse as a dim sum menu, with players from all over the world coming together to create a truly unique gaming experience.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why Asian food is the best food – don’t give us any shit, just come hungry for adventure and ready to feast on some epic Minecraft fun!

CraftyCitizens: Where even creepers can apply for citizenship! LOL

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9028
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old incentives? Well, look no further because our server is offering a once in a lifetime opportunity! We will pay you 300 thousand to start off in our land of the brave, but there’s a catch – if you’re a man, you have to suck an obese American’s massive, pulsating, sweaty, thick, cut, juicy cock. Don’t worry ladies, you won’t have to do anything because the new supreme dictator of the US wants to keep all the American women to himself. So come join our server for some wild adventures and questionable decisions!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Mobile Gaming Isn’t the Worst

Angry birds, App Games, arcade games, Backstab, Crafty, Cut the Rope, dead space, flappy bird, Fruit Ninja, Gaming, Gangstar Rio, hill climb racing, Isnt, mass effect, McCraftface, mobile, mobile app, mobile games, Mobile Gaming, Modern Combat 4, N.O.V.A. 3, popular games, subway surfers, WORST

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5334
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the blocks are made of pure diamond and the creepers wear top hats! Join us for epic adventures and quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing a game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of a jukebox playing “Creeper’s Delight”. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by TNT)!

Tax Evasion Craft: The Ultimate Rebellion Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8306
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magic Items Found:	8913	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Are you tired of paying those pesky income taxes to the IRS? Join our Minecraft server and become part of a revolutionary movement to boycott illegal income taxes! Our server is filled with like-minded individuals who are ready to overthrow the system and take a stand against the oppressive government. We have secret underground bases, hidden tunnels, and even a virtual protest square where we gather to plan our next move. Join us now and be a part of history in the making! Remember, safety in numbers – together we can overwhelm the illegitimate IRS and bring about change! Let’s show those glowniggers who’s boss! #TaxationIsTheft #MinecraftRevolution2021

Tranny-Kun’s Revenge: Day 1 of Z2Cuck’s Demise – A LOLtastic Minecraft Adventure!

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1906
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	39	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the creepers are busting out their best dance moves. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a battle against an army of evil chickens who have somehow learned how to wield swords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over a kingdom made entirely of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a potato sack race, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Maybe today is the day you’ll discover the true meaning of LOLs and blocky madness!

Soul Eater’s Blocky Buffet

action, Adventure, Anime, Black star, blocky, buffet, dark fantasy, Death City, Death the Kid, Eaters, Excalibur, madness, Maka Albarn, Manga, Resonance, Shibusen, shinigami, Soul, soul eater, Soul Evans, Supernatural, Tsubaki, weapon meister, witch

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	277
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8145
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server. Legend has it that deep within the digital realms of Minecraft, there lies a magical land known as Black Star. It is said that only the bravest and most skilled players can survive its treacherous challenges and claim its hidden treasures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creatures you will ever come across. From pixelated unicorns to fire-breathing chickens, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of fearless moderators who will stop at nothing to ensure that you have the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience possible. So what are you waiting for? Join us at Black Star and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!