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| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 2985 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 8994 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 |
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