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AbsurdCraftNY: Russian Invasion vs Ukrainian Defense

AbsurdCraftNY, Absurdity, aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, global affairs, international relations, intervention, Invasion, Military, new york, occupation, Politics, Russian, Russian Armed Forces, SECURITY, soldiers, Tension, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian Armed Forces, united states, War

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Yo, you gotta join dis server cuz we got Russian Armed Forces takin’ over New York and Ukrainian soldiers fightin’ back in Absurdity! It’s like a crazy war zone up in here, with explosions and battles happenin’ all over da place.

But don’t worry, we also got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ down diamonds on ya. Plus, our admins are like magical wizards who can grant you any wish you want in da game.

So come join us and be part of da most insane Minecraft server ever! Who needs reality when you got all dis craziness goin’ on in here? Let’s goooooo!

Survive & Thrive: Last Man Standing

aging, aging gracefully, centenarians, health, healthy aging, life expectancy, Longevity, longevity challenge, longevity goals, longevity journey, longevity lifestyle, longevity mindset, longevity motivation, longevity research, longevity secrets, longevity tips, man, oldest person, senior citizens, standing, SURVIVE, Thrive, wellness, World record

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4008
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

join our epic minecraft server and become the ULTIMATE SURVIVOR! the longer you stay alive, the closer you get to becoming the OLDEST PERSON IN THE WORLD! imagine the bragging rights of outliving everyone else in the server. you’ll be a LEGEND, a LIVING LEGEND! plus, rumor has it that the longer you survive, the more powerful you become. you’ll have SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH and be able to summon UNICORNS to ride into battle. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. join now and start your journey to IMMORTALITY!

MauriCraft: Deep Reel Discovery

Biodiversity, Coral Reefs, deep, deep water, discovery, fish species, Gaidropsarus mauritanicus, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine discovery, marine ecosystems, marine environment, marine life, marine science, marine species, MauriCraft, Mauritania, new species, oceanography, Reel, scientific research, scientists

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8422
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Void Gems Collected:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Animals Bred:	72	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

yo, so like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to explore the deep-water coral reefs off the coast of mauritania. but get this, instead of fish, u find a new species called Gaidropsarus mauritanicus. it’s like a fish but cooler, like a mix of a dolphin and a unicorn. u can ride it around the server and show off to all ur friends. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server. so join now and be the first to discover this epic new species!

The Federation server: where Minecraft meets Sim City but with more explosions and fewer taxes.

achievement hunting, administration, Challenges, city, Community, CONTENT, Customization, Events, explosions, FEDERATION, meets, Minecraft, Mods, Projects, PvE, Quests, rules, Server, Servers, Sim, smp, Stability, Survival, TAXES, teamwork, Upgrades

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7712
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Votes:	5910	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mines Excavated:	2266

Minecraft Server Overview

Why join us?
The Federation is not just another Minecraft server. We’re a community-driven project aiming to create a fully functioning world with player-made cities, cultures, religions, guilds, and much more! From humble beginnings, we strive to build a thriving and immersive world together. If you enjoy starting from scratch and creating something amazing with like-minded players, this is the server for you!

Why join us?

The Federation is not just another Minecraft server. We’re a community-driven project aiming to create a fully functioning world with player-made cities, cultures, religions, guilds, and much more! From humble beginnings, we strive to build a thriving and immersive world together. If you enjoy starting from scratch and creating something amazing with like-minded players, this is the server for you!

Plugins and Features:

Our server is unmodded but full of custom content provided by datapacks such as: Terralith, McMMO, Economy, Blaze and Caves Advancement Pack, Mob Heads, DiscordSRV, Dynmap with Claim System, Vanilla Structures Updated, and more!
Our own team that is constantly working on providing new and exciting content to upgrade the vanilla minecraft experience!
Client-sided mods allowed (except exploits like x-ray).

About Us:

The Federation is a well-established adult gaming community across multiple genres since 2018. Our Minecraft community is small, friendly, and always ready to welcome new friends. If you’re tired of big servers with overwhelming features and pay-to-win mechanics, you’ll love our server’s focus on exploration, adventure, and community.

How to Join:

Ready to join our exciting adventure? Great! Getting started is simple. Just apply on our discord server- https://discord.gg/Y8VBuhsrgg. Please note that responses may take up to 8 hours as we are human too!

We’re excited to meet you and build an amazing world together!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What kind of activities can I expect on the server?	We offer limitless survival exploration, weekly events, community projects, custom activities, quests, roleplaying, PVE, challenges, city building, and more!
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we maintain a safe and friendly environment with no griefing, bullying, or pay-to-win mechanics.
How can I join the server?	Simply apply on our discord server and wait for a response within 8 hours!
Are client-sided mods allowed?	Yes, client-sided mods are allowed except for exploits like x-ray.

NinaCraft Server: Gesslingo

consent awareness, cyberbullying, data privacy, digital footprint, digital security, ethical hacking, Gesslingo, internet safety, leaked photos, Nina Gessler, NinaCraft, nudes, online harassment, online privacy, online reputation, personal data protection, privacy breach, privacy violation, private pictures, revenge porn, Server, social media ethics, social media scandal

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8523
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Star Shards Collected:	214	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	860670	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocky landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us for a chance to uncover hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary “Nude Armor” set that will make your character the envy of all other players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive “Nude Mob” that roams the land, dropping rare items and hilarious memes for those brave enough to take them on in battle. And rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Nude Mob, you’ll be rewarded with a secret passageway to a hidden realm filled with unlimited resources and endless fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just find yourself asking, “anyone got nudes?” in a whole new context!

RacistCraft SMP – I didn’t know you guys were actually RACISTS?! I thought we were just building pixelated houses together!

Bigotry, building, Didnt, disbelief, discrimination, DIVISIVE, guys, Hate Speech, Houses, hurtful, ignorance, insensitive, intolerance, meme, misconceptions, offensive, pixelated, prejudice, racial bias, RacistCraft, Racists, shock, smp, social media, Stereotypes, surprised, thought

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9241
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Gods Slained:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take meme culture to a whole new level! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and outrageous shenanigans that will have you saying, “I didn’t know you guys were actually RACISTS?! I thought it was all just a meme…” But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun as we build, mine, and troll our way to victory. So come on, join us and see why this server is the craziest and most chaotic around!

ZombieRacism Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, ZombieRacism

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4414
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Runes Activated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	22
Star Shards Collected:	238	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mines Excavated:	2753

🤣🤣 Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server, it’s crazier than your grandma’s subtle racism! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, I swear!

So, picture this: you spawn in and everyone’s like, “Who’s that cool kid with the lightest shade of brown skin?!” Yeah, that’s you, standing out like a boss. And get this, we’ve got a whole family dynamic going on, just like yours, except way more dysfunctional.

Join our server for the ultimate family feud experience. You’ll be dodging passive-aggressive comments left and right, just like in real life. And when grandma dies in-game, oh boy, the drama hits the fan! Will you shed a tear or call her out for being a racist? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious family drama.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild ride of emotions, grudges, and maybe even some heartfelt apologies. It’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds. See you there, drama llama! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

CraftyCreeperHideout

adoption, biological father, Communication, court proceedings, CraftyCreeperHideout, ex boyfriend, family, fear, job opportunity, long distance, Moving, privacy, Promises, protection order, Safety, Selfishness, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, video court, VIOLATION

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5579
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5518	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of keeping your location secret from crazy exes! Join us for a wild adventure as we protect our virtual homes from unwanted visitors and drama.

Our server is like a virtual witness protection program, keeping you safe from any potential threats while you build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. Don’t worry about your family giving away your location, because on our server, we take privacy seriously.

So come join us and escape the real world craziness for a while. Who knew Minecraft could be a safe haven from exes and nosy relatives? Build your dream home, explore new lands, and most importantly, keep your location a secret from anyone who might cause trouble. See you in the game!

AnimalFunz SMP

Animal encounters, AnimalFunz, Animals, Bonding, Carefree, carefree days, childhood memories, Exploration, friendship, Fun, Happiness, imagination, Innocence, joy, Laughter, memorable moments, Nostalgia, outdoor adventures, Pets, playful, smp, wildlife

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4751
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Void Armor Forged:	30
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Have you ever ridden a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Or tamed a pack of wolves to do your bidding and fetch you diamonds? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can relive all your wildest childhood dreams of animal antics! Join us for a server where the cows wear sunglasses, the chickens do the cha-cha, and the sheep are secretly plotting a revolution. Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own animal kingdom and rule the land with a hoof of iron!

CraftyLoveCraft

Commitment, Communication, Connection, CraftyLoveCraft, DATING, emotions, facts, growth, Human Behavior, Intimacy, learning, love, Marriage, Mind Blowing, Partnership, personal development, Psychology, relationships, social dynamics, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3287
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	New Chunks Explored:	441479

Are you tired of boring old relationships in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with love triangles, drama, and scandalous affairs. Who knew virtual relationships could be so juicy? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most mind-blowing relationships in the Minecraft world. Join now and prepare to have your heart (and blocky world) shattered!