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| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 8805 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
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