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ThePrequelKatiaCraft SMP

smp, 3d model, archived.moe, Roleplaying, ThePrequelKatiaCraft

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this server where anything goes and nothing is off limits.

Have you ever wanted to build a giant toilet house? Or maybe ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? Well, on this server, those are just everyday occurrences.

Our quests are so ridiculous, you’ll be scratching your head wondering how they even came to be. From finding the rarest block in the game to taming a wild ocelot with a fish named Gerald, our quests will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And let’s not forget about our leaky base – that’s right, our entire server is built on a giant leaky ship that’s constantly flooding. But don’t worry, we’ve got buckets for days and a team of expert builders ready to patch up any leaks that come our way.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and see just how crazy things can get. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or dry)!

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PrequelCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Server, Previous thread, Stream, Shittyquests, Archive

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the Werewolf Edition where you can transform into a howling beast and terrorize the land with your furry friends.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Kaz Stream Archive where you can watch epic Minecraft gameplay and learn tips and tricks from the pros. Need some extra entertainment? Check out the Shittyquests section for quests that are so bad, they’re good.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, explore the 3D model world where you can build and create to your heart’s content. Who knows what crazy creations you’ll come up with!

Join us now for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few werewolf howls along the way. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

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PrequelCraft – The Katia Chronicles Minecraft Server

MODEL, desuarchive, Messhole, Anonfiles, Trash

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate Caress Edition experience! Explore our world filled with bizarre quests, like finding the magical unicorn poop or collecting rare items like the enchanted potato of doom.

Watch our Kaz Stream Archive for hilarious moments and epic fails that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. And don’t forget to check out our 3D model that will blow your mind with its insane detail and creativity.

With our ending that will leave you questioning reality and our Shittyquests that will have you scratching your head in confusion, this server is not for the faint of heart. So come join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget!

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NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

interrogation room, Server, security threat, fled, Terrorism

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

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CraftyCanuckPlotWars

Espionage, Government, political tensions, North America, US

so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

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Crafty Love Connection

love, Confidence, Crafty, social psychology, Kindness

come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

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metanoia junior high school

“Youth, teachers, growth, learning, curriculum

Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

66.206.27.202:50020

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Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

Hardcore, Peaceful, Chill, Relaxed, Placing

Lakehead SMP Overview

Description
Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
Can I build whatever I want?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
How can I join the server?	To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

Rest in Power Minecraft Server

condolences to the family, Condolences, Minecraft, in loving memory, deceased

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

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NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

erectile problems, arousal issues, Flaccid, Limp, manga readers

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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