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| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 3408 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 26 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
so, like, u know how some people are just, like, super cray cray? well, this server is like that but in a good way. we got rainbow sheep, flying pigs, and even a secret club for llamas who can do the macarena.
join us if u wanna be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor that makes u look like a disco ball.
oh, and did i mention that our owner is a russian spy who once saved the world from a zombie apocalypse using only a block of dirt and a fishing rod? true story, bro.
so, what are u waiting for? come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever. just watch out for the rainbow creepers, they like to explode in a shower of glitter.
SSundee, whose real name is Ian 
