architects Reacts to Elden Ring Minecraft Servers

CowCraft: Where Normal Cattle Think They’re Players!

alcohol, Allowance, Attempt, cattle, CowCraft, Distracted, DYNASTY, emancipate, Entertained, Escape, fast food, Genuinely, jangling keys, mc burger, normal, normalcattle, parents, Pitiful, Players, progeny, slaves, spend, Theyre, think.., tobacco

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3569
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of being a normal cattle in the Minecraft world? Do you want to escape the mundane life of pitiful allowances and jangling keys? Then join our server where you can be anything but normal!

On our server, you can escape the chains of normalcy and become a true Minecraft legend. Our parents don’t make any attempt to emancipate their dynasty, but that’s okay because you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to care!

Forget about fast food and tobacco, on our server, the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of adventure. So come join us and break free from the shackles of normalcy. Who needs a Mc Burger when you can have a Minecraft feast fit for a king? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

SerialCraft: Where even the creepers are better at relationships than her ex!

controversy, CREEPERS, gossip, Infamous, judgement, Marriage, marrying, masturbator, public perception, relationships, Rumors, scandal, Serial, SerialCraft, social norms, societal expectations, speculation, stigma, tabloid, TEASED, Unconventional, unconventional relationships

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6611
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Secret Passages Found:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Divine Spears Created:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to its clucking majesty. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also where the infamous serial masturbator found love and got married. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect place to find true love? So come join us and see if you can find your soulmate among the pixelated chaos.

KpopCraft: Where Arab, Latinx, and Central Asian Females Rule the Minecraft World!

appreciation, arab, asian, central, Central Asian, culture, Diversity, Entertainment, Fandom, Females, Global, Identity, influence, Kpop, KpopCraft, Latinx, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Music, Phenomenon, representation, rule, social media, Stereotypes, trend, world

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6934
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Buildings Constructed:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Dimension Hops:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Farms Harvested:	524	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out!

Join us and you’ll find a community of Arab, Latinx, and Central Asian females who are obsessed with Kpop for some reason. Maybe it’s because our server is so lit that even Kpop stars can’t resist joining in on the fun!

We’ve got crazy events like virtual Kpop concerts where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes. Plus, our server is so diverse that you’ll never run out of new friends to meet and adventures to go on.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft ride of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next Kpop sensation in the Minecraft world.

Pixel Peepers Playground: Where Kiara’s Tits Swing and Creepers Explode!

CREEPERS, explode, Kiaras, Peepers, PIXEL, Playground, SWING, tits

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8047
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Love Letters Sent:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. We have more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween.

During her streams, our admin once accidentally turned a pig into a flying unicorn with a magic wand. True story, bro. And don’t even get us started on the time our players built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a herd of cats on catnip, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Crafty McCraftface: Where ‘play ffxiv!’ is just a suggestion

Adventure, Battles, catgirls, Character customization, Crafty, Dungeons, Exploration, fantasy world, FFXIV, Final Fantasy, Gaming, Gaming Community, leveling up, Magic, McCraftface, mmorpg, multiplayer, online gaming, Play, play ffxiv, Quests, role-playing game, suggestion, video games, virtual world

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9942
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Secret Passages Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we have CATGIRLS! That’s right, you can have your very own catgirl companion to help you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding wizards who can grant you special powers like flying and invisibility. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Squishy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Virgins Unite! Minecraft Server – Where even creepers get more action than you!

action, blocky, CREEPERS, double standards, incel, involuntary virgin, judgment, Masculinity, Minecraft, Misogyny, peer pressure, relationships, Respect, seduction, self esteem, self worth, Server, sex, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, unite, VIRGINITY, Virgins

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	985
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of listening to advice from involuntary virgins? Want to join a Minecraft server where only the most seductive players are allowed? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who have successfully seduced countless mobs and villagers. Join us and learn the ways of the seduction master! Who needs diamonds when you can have charm? Holy kek, this server is where the real players are at!

Egirl Emporium: Where Friendship is Optional and Diamonds are Forever

diamonds, EGirl, egirls, Emporium, female friendships, friendship, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, internet culture, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, online communities, online interactions, Optional, relationships, self worth, social dynamics, social isolation, social media, Stereotypes, support systems, toxic masculinity, validation

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	811
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where egirls unite in a quest to find true friendship and avoid thirsty gamers! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious memes, and maybe even a little bit of drama (but only the good kind, we promise).

Our server is the perfect place for egirls to come together and show the world that they can be besties too, despite what the rumors may say. Plus, we have a strict no-thirsty-gamers policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll only be surrounded by genuine friendships and wholesome vibes.

So come on, join us and see why all the cool egirls are hanging out here. Who knows, you might just find your new BFF (or at least a hilarious meme or two). Let’s show the world that egirls can stick together and have a blast while doing it!

DesensitizedCraft: Where zombies are just misunderstood neighbors and creepers are your new BFFs

begging, BFF’s, coping mechanisms, CREEPERS, desensitization, desensitization process, desensitization to explicit content, desensitization to violence, desensitized, DesensitizedCraft, effect, emotional numbness, emotional response, Gore, mental health, misunderstood, neighbors, porn, pray more, Psychology, sensitivity, SUICIDE, Trauma, triggers, zombies

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3776
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing that will truly shock you is how epic our gameplay is! Forget about gore and porn, we’ve got creepers exploding and zombies chasing after you – now that’s real horror!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the only thing you’ll be begging for is more diamonds. Our server is so addicting, you’ll be praying for more time to play (and maybe for a little luck with those rare drops).

So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft adventure. Who needs therapy when you’ve got a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sleep schedule might).

YeehawCraft: Where American hegemony is worse than creepers

American, American hegemony, bad, control, CREEPERS, freedom, global dominance, global economy, Global influence, global leadership, global politics, global power, hegemonic, hegemony, imperialism, influence, international relations, military supremacy, power, SUPERPOWER, united states, wealth, world domination, WORSE, YeehawCraft

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3877
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Animals Bred:	88
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Tired of American hegemony ruining all the fun in the world? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the clutches of freedom and wealth brought upon by the evil Americans! Join us and experience a world where chaos reigns supreme and you can build your wildest dreams without the oppressive influence of the red, white, and blue. So come on, join us and stick it to the man by playing some blocks!

OopsCraft: Did I Just Screw Up?

anxiety, blunder, error, Guilt, Insecurity, introspection, misstep, mistake, OopsCraft, overthinking, Questioning, regret, remorse, Screw, second guessing, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-blame, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-sabotage, uncertainty

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. Build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splash in a pool of lava. And don’t forget to watch out for the elusive diamond-encrusted creeper that explodes with confetti instead of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom of bacon and pork chops. Join his army and conquer the land, or challenge him to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity… in the best way possible!