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JobBlock Minecraft Server

career, Communication, compromise, Decision making, disagreement, exhaustion, family, financial burden, household chores, JobBlock, Marriage, Minecraft, Overtime, overwhelmed, parenting, part time, Resentment, responsibilities, sacrifice, second job, Server, Support, work-life balance

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8103
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3407
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Emeralds Found:	5810
Magic Items Found:	5850	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your overwhelming real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about mowing the lawn, taking care of horses, or fixing up an old farmhouse. On our server, you can escape all that and focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling fierce mobs.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not “manning up” and taking on even more responsibilities. In fact, we encourage you to kick back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world without any guilt trips from your virtual spouse.

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs a second job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building castles? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

ShoelessSpouseCraft

clog slides, cold shoulder, Communication, discussing boundaries, emotional response, family dynamics, giving away belongings, Marriage, misunderstanding, new shoes, Pregnancy, pregnant cousin, resolving conflicts, ShoelessSpouseCraft, Shoes, silent treatment, size difference, slipper/shoe, tight finances, uncomfortable shoes, Upset

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2456
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!

ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

#revelation, Astonishing, astonishing realization, eye-opening, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, mind-blowing discovery, new information, recent discovery, shocking news, Shocking.., ShookCraft, Startling, startling fact, Stunning, Surprising, surprising revelation, Ultimate, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, unexpected information

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1013
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server

clinical trials, DoubleDoseCraft, Effectiveness, health, HIV, HIV prevention, HIV transmission., immune response, immunization, infectious diseases, medical advancements, Minecraft, Prevention, public health, research, Server, Treatment, two-dose schedule, vaccination strategy, vaccine development, vaccine efficacy, Vaccines, viral infections

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3494
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

so like, u know how u take two doses of medicine to feel better? well, on this server, u gotta take two doses of FUN to have the best time ever! our minecraft world is like a magical vaccine against boredom, and with our two-dose schedule, u’ll be feeling the effects of pure joy in no time!

imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.

as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.

so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!

CraftyUkrainianWarfare

Armed Forces, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianWarfare, Defense, Diplomacy, Domestically produced weapons, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Military depots, military strategy, Politics, president, russia, SECURITY, strike, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8945
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	33

LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskyy himself using domestically produced weapons to strike military depots in Russia! Like, who needs creepers when u got real life drama like dis? Join now for a wild ride of international conflict and blocky fun! Plus, our mods are all unicorns who grant u wishes if u find ’em in the enchanted forest. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

bathroom, blocky, bodily functions, Calls, discomfort, emergency, go, INCONVENIENCE, Issue, Minecraft, Nature, Need, POL, Problem, problem with nature, Problems, Relief, restroom, Server, Situation, TOILET, UNCOMFORTABLE, Urgency, Urgent

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9541
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7481	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Emeralds Found:	2037
Falling into the Void:	2	Dimension Hops:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!

BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

BlockyBae, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8054
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Animals Bred:	13	Crops Grown:	3066
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and even the occasional love triangle drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking the age-old question, “Should I fuck her /b/?” So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

NoPlansNoNiece

3 year old, Angry, Babysitting, Call, DESPERATE, family, last Saturday, mood, Netflix, Niece, NoPlansNoNiece, Plans, refusal, Relax, selfish, sibling, sister, Upset, Urgent, work

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8539
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1677	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mines Excavated:	2938
Runes Activated:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	156
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of babysitting your niece and missing out on all the fun in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from annoying family responsibilities!

Join our server and leave your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with your virtual friends. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fearsome mobs – all without a care in the world!

Don’t let your sister guilt-trip you into babysitting again. Instead, join our server and become the hero of your own story. Who needs family when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Hatewatchers United

ANNOYING, culture, different taste, dislike, Entertainment, film, hate watch, Hatewatchers, Mainstream, Media, Movie, not a fan, not for me, Opinions, Overrated, Popular, series, television, trend, tv show, United, unpopular opinion

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4175
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2116
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Towns Built:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you tired of being surrounded by people who worship a certain movie or TV show that you just can’t stand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where all the characters from that annoying show have been banished to a faraway island where they can’t bother you anymore. Build your own castle, mine for diamonds, and laugh maniacally as you watch those pesky characters try to survive without their precious fans. Trust us, it’s a cathartic experience you won’t want to miss!

What is the IP for GameGrumps Minecraft Server?

arin, arin hanson, dan avidan, danny, egoraptor, funny, Game Grumps, game play, gamegrumps, gameplay, Gaming, Let’s Play, Letsplay, Minecraft, Server, Walkthrough

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	366
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Farms Harvested:	215
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Divine Spears Created:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

GameGrumps is a popular YouTube channel and entertainment duo consisting of Arin Hanson and Dan Avidan. Known for their Let’s Play videos, reviews, and comedic commentary on various video games, GameGrumps has gained a large following since its inception in 2012. With a mix of nostalgia, humor, and genuine friendship, they have become a beloved staple in the gaming community.