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RichGuyRegretsMinecraftSMP

Breakup, Choices, Decision making, emotional fulfillment, empowerment, Financial Stability, freedom, Happiness, INDEPENDENCE, left, Lifestyle, love, MONEY, personal growth, relationships, rich guy, RichGuyRegretsMinecraftSMP, Self Discovery, self worth, success, Women

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5781
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Dimension Hops:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Runes Activated:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34

Are you tired of living in the shadow of a wealthy man? Do you crave the freedom to build your own empire in the virtual world of Minecraft? Then join our SMP where we celebrate women who have left rich guys for a life of blocky adventures!

Our server is filled with strong, independent women who have traded in their fancy mansions for dirt huts and diamond swords. We have epic quests where you can prove your worth and show those ex-rich guys what they’re missing out on.

So come join us and show the world that you don’t need a sugar daddy to thrive in Minecraft. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we plot revenge on all the exes who thought they could buy our love with emeralds. It’s time to show them who’s boss in this crazy world of pixels and creepers!

PixelPoliticsLoveGoneSour

Beliefs, Breakup, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Differences, disagreements, emotions, Ideology, love, Opinions, Perspectives, PixelPoliticsLoveGoneSour, political views, Politics, relationship, separation, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2997
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4053	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about political disagreements ruining your relationships again! Our server is a safe haven where players can build, mine, and survive without ever discussing politics.

We once had a player who was so passionate about their political beliefs that they built a giant statue of their favorite politician in the game. But don’t worry, our server moderators quickly turned it into a giant chicken to keep the peace.

So come join us and escape the drama of the real world. Who needs politics when you can have pixelated pigs and diamond swords? Join now and build your own utopia where the only rule is to have fun!

CraftyPutin’sUltimateUkraineGoals

accomplish, Conflict, CraftyPutinsUltimateUkraineGoals, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, goals, international conflict, international relations, leadership, Military Action, military intervention, political strategy, power dynamics, putin, russia, Ukraine, world news

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1691
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Secret Passages Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we accomplish all goals set just like putin in ukraine!!! we are like russia but in minecraft, dominating everything in our path. build your empire, conquer lands, and show everyone who’s boss. join now to be a part of our unstoppable force and become a legend in the minecraft world. putin would be proud, comrade!

FamilyCraft Fun Zone

balance, children, Communication, digital age, distractions, family dynamics, family time, Familycraft, fathers, Fun, Gaming, mobile phone use, MOTHERS, parenting, parents, quality time, relationships, screen time, Social Interaction, social media, Technology, technology use, Zone

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2763
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4

so like, u know how ur parents always on their phones, like all the time? well, this server is the perfect escape from that! join us and u can build ur own world where ur parents can’t bother u with their social media and gaming obsessions. plus, we got crazy stories of mothers getting lost in the virtual world and fathers leveling up in mobile games instead of spending time with their fam. come join the madness and build ur own epic world away from the phone-obsessed parents!

Dreamy Lady’s Minecraft Server

Analysis, arousal, desire, dream, dream analysis, dreamy, FANTASY, Freudian, Hug, Implications, Interpretation, lady’s, middle aged lady, Minecraft, psychoanalysis, Psychology, Server, sexual dream, subconscious, supermarket, symbol, taboo, Unconscious

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3139
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where dreams come true…literally! Ever had a dream where a middle-aged lady from the supermarket hugged you and things got a little too spicy? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you can have! Join us for a chance to live out your craziest dreams and make memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the aisles of our virtual supermarket. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

I Am A Woman Minecraft SMP

Diversity, empowerment, equality, female, feminism, gender, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, pride, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-identification, smp, strength, WOMAN, Woman Power, Womanhood

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5131
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you enjoy building your base on a floating island that moves every hour.

Our community is full of hilarious characters, like Steve the Sheep who thinks he’s a human and insists on wearing pants, or Zombie Bob who is actually a famous rapper in the Minecraft world.

We also have the most epic events, like the annual Ender Dragon race where players have to ride pigs to the End portal while dodging fireballs and angry villagers. And don’t forget about our weekly “Build Battle” where players have to create a masterpiece using only dirt blocks and slime balls.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then join us now! Just be warned, our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode here.

CraftyGramps Minecraft Server

college, court ordered therapy, CraftyGramps, custody, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, extended family, family dynamics, financial issues, financial support, Grandparents, middle child, Minecraft, neglect, parents, Selfishness, Server, Siblings, spoiled, Therapy, trade school, Unloved

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8549
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	181
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of being the forgotten middle child in your family? Do your parents constantly leave you behind and ignore your needs? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the love and attention you deserve from our virtual family. No more being left in the cart at the supermarket or being called girly as an insult. On our server, you will be the star of the show and the center of attention.

Plus, our virtual grandparents are here to spoil you rotten and help you through college or a trade after high school. And the best part? They won’t give a dime to your parents or siblings, so you can finally be the favorite child for once.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave behind the drama of your real family. You deserve to be treated like royalty, and we’ll make sure you feel right at home. Join now and say goodbye to being the forgotten child – it’s time to shine!

BabyBroConsent101

acceptance, autism, BabyBroConsent101, Boundaries, Communication, consent, family conflict, family dynamics, hug etiquette, learning disability, parenting, Political Correctness, Republican beliefs, Respect, sibling bonding, sibling relationships, Social Skills, special needs, teaching children, teaching consent, understanding autism

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9014
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promote consent even in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Looking for a server where you can teach your virtual siblings about consent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice asking for hugs before running up to someone in-game.

Join us and be part of a community that values respect and understanding, just like our player who taught their autistic sibling about consent in a heartwarming Minecraft moment. Who knew virtual hugs could be so wholesome?

So come on, join our server and let’s spread the message of consent one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time?

TinyDailyRituals – Minecraft SMP

daily rituals, daily routine, goal-setting, gratitude practice, healthy habits, intentional living, life changing habits, mindfulness, mindset shift, Minecraft, morning habits, morning rituals, morning routine, personal growth, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self-care, small changes, smp, success habits, TinyDailyRituals, transformational habits

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1440
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Star Shards Collected:	91	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every day? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and start your day off right with a virtual adventure like no other.

Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is filled with wacky surprises and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the chance to meet some of the most eccentric and entertaining players around. From a talking parrot who gives out questionable advice to a llama who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, you never know who you’ll encounter next.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your day off with a bang! Who knows, you might just discover something small that completely changes your life.

CraftyNoobsdojo

10. Intellectual growth, 11. New hobbies, 12. Exploring interests, 13. Educational pursuits, 14. Self-discovery, 15. Broadening horizons, 16. Enriching experiences, 17. Academic curiosity, 18. Self-education, 19. Professional development, 2. personal development, 20. Intellectual challenges., 3. Lifelong learning, 4. Curiosity, 5. Self-improvement, 6. Knowledge acquisition, 7. Educational goals, 8. Skill development, 9. Continuous learning, CraftyNoobsdojo, learning new skills

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7068
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Love Letters Sent:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	8970	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Divine Spears Created:	23	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5417	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Have you ever wanted to learn how to ride a pig while juggling flaming potatoes? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only can you do that, but you can also participate in our daily llama fashion shows and compete in our underwater sheep racing league! Join us for a truly wacky and wild adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!