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| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 526 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 482 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a currency system based entirely on shitcoins. That’s right, you can trade, buy, and sell with literal piles of poop in our virtual world.
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!
