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| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 8021 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 2050 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Who in their right mind thought it was a good idea to create over 40 episodes of the most boring and cliche creatures ever seen in the game? We have llamas wearing top hats, pigs riding on flying carpets, and chickens doing the cha-cha slide. And don’t even get me started on the storyline – it’s so nonsensical that it’ll leave you scratching your head in confusion. But hey, if you’re looking for a good laugh and a break from reality, then this is the server for you. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (or melted, we’re not responsible for any brain damage).
