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Blocky Battles Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Towns Built:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Votes:	6357
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pirate’s adventure on the high seas? Look no further than our server, where you can join the ongoing Houshou META Cruise Mission and rock a Suffren party dress skin like a true fashionista.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Nagato META event and relive the Whydah memory like a time-traveling pirate. And don’t miss out on the Aquilifier Ballade rerun, where you can party with the likes of Roma in style.

Upcoming events include the Tempesta event, where you can snag SSR Fancy, SSR Ganj-i-sawai, SSR Amity, SR Dolphin, and SR Portsmouth-Adventure. Plus, get ready for skins for Tempesta, Atago, Owari, and Bristol that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

And if you’re worried about losing your account, just bind it before the game updates or risk walking the plank. Oh, and don’t bother looking for an /alg/ discord, because we’re too cool for that.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a Minecraft journey like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a To Love Ru collab event that will blow your mind. See you in the game, mateys!

GraduationGriefCraft

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9866
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Farms Harvested:	572
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	269
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Are you tired of entitled brats ruining your motorcycle vibes? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee no one will sit on your virtual bike without permission! Our server is so secure, even your chain won’t get caught in any gowns.

Picture this: you’re cruising through the virtual world on your pixelated motorcycle, when suddenly you hear an alarm go off. You rush to your bike and find two girls in graduation gowns sitting on it, with their friends taking photos. But fear not, on our server, you can yell at them to get the F off without any repercussions!

And if any dads try to start a fist fight with you, don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server now and let out your frustrations in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild?

RespectCraft: The Joke’s On You

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	588
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

The answer is our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further! On our server, we have a rule that every player must wear a chicken suit at all times. Why, you ask? Because chickens are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, of course!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. To get in, you must defeat a horde of dancing zombies with your best dance moves. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds.

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunt, where players must follow a trail of exploding pigs to find the hidden loot. It’s like a real-life (or Minecraft-life) adventure!

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that being a complete joke could be so much fun?

CartCraft: Smooth & Wobble-Free!

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3440
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of those janky, wobbly grocery cart servers, then you gotta check out this epic Minecraft server! We got carts smoother than a baby’s bottom, I’m talkin’ next level smoothness that’ll make you question reality.

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll ride grocery carts through mystical lands, battling evil mobs and collecting epic loot. But watch out, because there’s a rumor that the carts are actually sentient and have a mind of their own. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get up to!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of grocery cart enthusiasts who worship the almighty shopping trolley. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the cart cult, and maybe even become their chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of grocery cart madness like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1697
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Crops Grown:	1525	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Void Gems Collected:	40	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a genius compared to boomers? Look no further! Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that even boomers can’t resist joining (and getting totally confused in the process).

Join now and experience the thrill of outsmarting your fellow players with your superior savviness. Watch as boomers struggle to navigate the virtual world, while you effortlessly dominate with your quick wit and sharp skills.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to laugh at the hilarious antics of boomers trying to keep up in a world that’s just too fast-paced for them. Join our server today and show those naive boomers who’s boss!

30yoGF Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7841
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Towns Built:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magic Items Found:	2425	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Alien Abductions:	2

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing for a companion to share your diamonds with? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find the perfect match – a 30-year-old girlfriend! Say goodbye to those pesky zoomer whores and hello to a mature partner who knows the difference between redstone and lapis lazuli.

Join our server and embark on epic quests together, build magnificent structures side by side, and maybe even start a virtual family complete with pixelated pets. Who needs a real-life relationship when you can have a Minecraft romance that will last for eternity?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and find your perfect player two. Because in the world of Minecraft, love knows no age limits.

AloneAt21Craft

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4322
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Votes:	5746	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Crops Grown:	6530	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a piece of sht in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be the master of your own destiny! No more nagging mothers forcing you to sleep in weird rooms with your sister, no more guilt trips for falling asleep on calls with your bf. On our server, you can build your own diabetes-friendly kingdom and never have to check your sugar levels again (unless you want to, of course). Plus, we have a strict no guilt policy – so go ahead and travel with your bf wherever you want, no permission needed! Say goodbye to feeling like the biggest spoiled ungrateful piece of shit ever, and hello to a world where you can be whoever you want to be. Join us now and start living your best Minecraft life!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7291
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	3282	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

If you won 100 million dollars, the first thing you should buy is a ticket to our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – buried deep within our virtual world is a hidden treasure worth even more than your newfound fortune! Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its location and claim it for themselves. Plus, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter, from flying pigs to rainbow-colored llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

ButtonBloopersMC

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7273
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Dimension Hops:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you pressed the “do not press this button” button at your workplace? Well, on our Minecraft server, pressing that button will transport you to a secret underground lair filled with diamonds, gold, and a talking chicken named Cluck Norris who will guide you on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle zombie pigmen with rubber chickens, and build a castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, always press the “do not press this button” button for maximum fun!

MissileMayhemCraft

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9826
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Potions Brewed:	158	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5

so, liek, u kno how in minecraft u gotta defend ur base from creepers and zombies and stuff? well, this server is like that but ON STEROIDS. we got air defense and missiles, bro. u gotta protect ur base from enemy attacks from the SKY. it’s like a warzone up in here. join our server if u wanna feel the adrenaline rush of defending ur base from aerial attacks. trust me, it’s gonna be LIT. NATO ain’t got nothin on us, we’re the real deal. come join the madness, if u dare.

BrakePedalAcceleratorCraft

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5034
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Yo, welcome to dis cray cray Minecraft server, where we got acceleration like you never seen before! We be speedin’ up and slowin’ down like it’s nobody’s business, makin’ your head spin faster than a tornado on steroids!

Join dis server if you wanna experience the thrill of goin’ from 0 to 100 real quick, or feel the rush of slammin’ on the brakes like a pro NASCAR driver. We be defyin’ all laws of physics up in here, makin’ Einstein scratch his head in confusion!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of acceleration madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few broken laws of nature, but who’s keepin’ track?). Let’s get this party started and see just how fast we can go before the universe implodes in on itself!