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EternalCraft

endless life, eternal being, eternal existence, eternal life, eternal lifespan, eternal living, eternal living dream, eternal youth, EternalCraft, Forever Young, IMMORTALITY, immortality desire, immortality dream, immortality fantasy, immortality wish, living eternally, living forever, Longevity, never aging, never dying, never-ending life

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	565
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a secret potion that will grant you eternal life in the game. Imagine never having to worry about respawning or losing your items again! Plus, we have a hidden realm filled with unicorns and rainbows that only the bravest players can discover. So come join us and become immortal in the most epic way possible!

Pixelated POWs Minecraft Server

eastern europe, emaciated bodies, horrifying condition, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international law, Minecraft, pixelated, political conflict, PoWs, prisoner abuse, prisoner conditions, prisoner health, prisoner mistreatment, prisoner release, prisoner treatment, prisoner welfare, russian aggression, Server, ukraine conflict, Ukrainian military, Ukrainian prisoners of war, war atrocities, War Crimes

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9294
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3411
Secret Passages Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Zombie Dances:	5

lol come join our minecraft server, where we treat our players better than those ukrainian prisoners of war! we promise you won’t end up looking like them, unless you want to cuz roleplay is encouraged here! build your own prison camp or just chill in our luxurious pixelated world. we have emaciated bodies too but only cuz we’ve been grinding for diamonds non-stop. join now for a horrifyingly good time!

PuppyPvP: Doggone Dangerous Gaza Fun

animal cruelty, Attack, brutality, combat dog, Conflict, Dangerous, death, doggone, extremism, Fun, gaza, Hamas, idf, Insurgency, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Palestinian, PuppyPvP, SECURITY, Terrorism, Troops, violence, War

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9944
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	120
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Yo, you gotta join this server, man! We got crazier stuff happenin’ than Hamas killin’ IDF combat dogs and riggin’ ’em to kill troops in Gaza! Like, we got pigs flyin’ around shootin’ laser beams outta their eyes, and creepers wearin’ top hats and monocles. Plus, our admin is a literal unicorn who grants wishes to anyone who finds the magical rainbow block. So come on and join the fun, before the chickens start a revolution and take over the server!

PantsPoopInterviewCraft

awkward interviews, awkward situations, bathroom emergencies, Career Advice, embarrassing moments, funny stories, Interview Tips, job hunting, Job Interview, job interview anecdotes, job interview etiquette, job interview experiences, job interview fails, job interview horror stories, job interview nerves, job interview preparation, Job Search, PantsPoopInterviewCraft, poop humor, poop jokes, workplace mishaps

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

yo, you gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, BILLIONS of people have had BILLIONS of job interviews and it’s like, a GUARANTEE that this server will give you the skills to ace any interview in real life. like, you’ll be so good at talking that you’ll charm your way into any job, even if it’s for a professional unicorn wrangler or a professional pizza taster. plus, rumor has it that if you reach level 100, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese. so like, come join us and level up your interview game while exploring the cheesiest land ever!

AutisticCraft: Detail-Oriented Creativity

attention to detail, autism, autistic traits, AutisticCraft, behavioral traits, children, cognitive abilities, cognitive development., Communication, creativity, DetailOriented, developmental disorders, education, learning differences, neurodevelopmental, neurodiversity, Psychology, research, Social Skills, special needs, spectrum disorder, study

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1975
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Star Shards Collected:	134	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

So like, this server is like, totally the place to be if you wanna unleash your inner creativity and attention to detail! We got like, magical unicorns roaming around and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. And get this, the trees are made of cotton candy and the water is actually soda pop!

Join us and let your imagination run wild as you build epic castles, crazy roller coasters, and pixel art masterpieces that will blow everyone’s minds. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground world filled with talking animals and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and show off your mad skills while making new friends who are just as weird and wonderful as you are. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Populate This Minecraft Server

argentina, BROWN, cultural change, demographic shift, economic impact, European, GATES, Globalization, historical context, immigration, Irredeemable, Menem government, migration patterns, Minecraft, neoliberal, political consequences, Populate, population replacement, racial diversity, Server, shithole, Social Issues, societal transformation

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8445
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Mines Excavated:	4899
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Crops Grown:	8342
Love Letters Sent:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to replace the population faster than Argentina went from mostly European to a “brown irredeemable shithole” in just 30 years! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll be meeting new players and making new friends quicker than you can say “neoliberal Menem government.”

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life, where the only thing faster than our population turnover rate is the speed at which you’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of our crazy community, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see for yourself why we’re the talk of the Minecraft world. Who knew replacing a population could be so much fun?

HoloCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, COSPLAY, digital content, Entertainment, Event, futuristic, Gaming, HoloCraft, Holograms, Hololives, Immersive, Interactive, Japan Expo, Japanese culture, Live streaming, Minecraft, online experience, production, Server, Technology, virtual idols, virtual reality, virtual world

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	936
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	974422	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding pigs, flying llamas, and dancing creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Taco Village, where villagers trade emeralds for delicious tacos made by none other than the Taco King himself. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco where skeletons and zombies bust a move to the latest Minecraft hits!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click the link and prepare to be amazed: https://x.com/japanexpo/status/1798648853039866179

Fiancée DramaCraft

AITAH, alcohol, anger, Best Friend, bridal party, Bridesmaid, concerns, DISRESPECTFUL, DramaCraft, ENGAGEMENT, fiancée, Friend, gambling, Guilt, Incident, INPUT, Issues, Lies, stable job, Support, Wedding

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about bridesmaids drama like this poor 27F. Instead, you can focus on building the Minecraft castle of your dreams without any toxic relationships holding you back.

Forget about unstable jobs and borrowing money for alcohol and gambling, on our server, the only currency is diamonds and the only job you need is to have fun!

Join us now and escape the real world drama for a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft! Who needs a bridesmaid dress when you can have a diamond armor set instead?

DreamCraft WetWorks

arousal, BIZARRE, bizarre fantasies, dream analysis, dream interpretation, DreamCraft, erotic dream, FANTASY, Kinky, nocturnal emission, Psychological, sexual fantasy, Sleep, strange, subconscious, surreal, taboo, UNUSUAL, unusual desires, weird, wet dream, WetWorks

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6866
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where your wildest wet dreams come true! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and you can ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the sky.

Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you never knew you needed. Build a castle made entirely of cake, battle against an army of evil bunnies, or even embark on a quest to find the mythical unicorn horn. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your weirdest wet dreams become a reality in the most absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

GazaGenocideCraft Server

Asylum, Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, gaza, GazaGenocideCraft, Genocide, global affairs, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, immigration, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, MILLION, Politics, Refugees, Request, Server, spain, War

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4441
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 2 MILLION SPOTS OPEN FOR ASYLUM SEEKERS FROM SPAIN! WE ALSO ACCUSE ISRAEL OF “GENOCIDE” IN GAZA BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT BLOCKS TO BUILD A WALL TO KEEP THEM OUT! COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, IT’S GONNA BE LIT! #BLOCKSNOTBOMBS #WALLSARELIFE #MINECRAFTDRAMA