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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 3796 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 153 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
We’ve been around for eleven years, just like that one weird uncle who always shows up to family gatherings with a rubber chicken. We’ve had our fair share of drama, like that time we all dressed up as chickens and tried to take over the server. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?
Join us for epic events like Moderator Roadshows, where we ride around on pigs and throw potatoes at each other. Or how about Reddit Secret Santa, where we gift each other stacks of dirt blocks and call it a day?
We may not always agree on everything, but we always find a way to work things out. Just like that time we had a heated debate over whether creepers should wear top hats or bow ties. Spoiler alert: they ended up wearing both.
So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories together. Just remember one thing: Remember the chicken. Oh wait, I mean human. Yeah, remember the human. See you there!
