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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 6498 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Magical Moments Shared: | 18 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly ur surrounded by pandas riding on dolphins, all singing “baby shark” in perfect harmony. then u see a giant chicken wearing a top hat, sippin on a potion of invisibility like it’s a fancy cocktail.
our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play poker with the villagers. we have more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party, and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.
plus, our community is tighter than a slime block bouncing on a trampoline. we support each other like Japan supports Ukraine, except with more explosions and less politics.
so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin! trust me, it’s gonna be more epic than a nether fortress filled with cake.