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MortgageMadness Minecraft SMP

Adu, appraised, assumption, better play, BUILD, Completely, Covered, equity, family, Flip, great flip, House, live rent free, Minecraft, Mortgage, MortgageMadness, pic rel, Rent, renter, sale price, smp, stonks, worst case

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6205
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	687

Are you tired of boring old stonks and want to spice up your financial portfolio? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can buy out your family’s equity on a house for a mere $40k and get a 5% mortgage deal on a $280k sale price! But wait, there’s more!

Not only will you have a renter upstairs already, but you can also build an ADU for just $50-60k and rent it out for even more cash flow! With your mortgage completely covered, you can live rent-free and laugh in the face of those boring old stonks.

And if that’s not enough, worst case scenario, you can always flip the house for a profit! So come join our Minecraft SMP and make some outrageous real estate deals that will have everyone talking!

TunaFreeZone Minecraft Server

break room etiquette, coworker communication, coworker conflict, first trimester, food aversions, food preferences, Minecraft, morning sickness, Nausea, Pregnancy, pregnancy accommodations, pregnancy challenges, pregnancy discomfort, pregnancy struggles, pregnancy support, pregnancy symptoms, Server, smell sensitivity, tuna, TunaFreeZone, workplace dynamics, workplace etiquette

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7657
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Mines Excavated:	4891	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Love Letters Sent:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the smell of unrefrigerated tuna and judgmental coworkers!

Join us for a pregnant-friendly environment where you can eat all the cold sandwiches and fruits your heart desires without fear of barfing. Our sense of smell is perfectly normal, so you won’t have to worry about any strong odors ruining your day.

We promise not to let anyone bring unrefrigerated tuna onto the server, so you can game in peace without the threat of nausea. Plus, our HR department is non-existent, so you won’t have to deal with any workplace drama like in the real world.

So come join us on this wild adventure and leave the tuna drama behind. You won’t regret it!

SickGFConcertDitcher

abandonment, angry girlfriend, Apology, BNB, Communication, Concert, concert tickets, food poisoning, foreign country, hospital again, hospital visit, Illness, IV, leaving early, love, misunderstanding, relationship, Shot, sick girlfriend, SickGFConcertDitcher, travel

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3727
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures! Just like this guy’s girlfriend, you never know what twists and turns you’ll encounter. From hospitals to concerts to butt shots (okay, maybe not that last one), our server will keep you on your toes. Who needs a foreign country when you can experience all the drama right here? Join now for a gaming experience that’s crazier than this Reddit post!

CraftyComebackz

best insults, Burn, Clever, COMEBACK, comeback jokes, comeback king, comeback lines, comeback queen, comeback quotes, CraftyComebackz, epic comeback, funny, humor, insult, quick wit, response, retort, sassy comeback, savage, verbal sparring, Witty

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8357
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ores Mined:	3830
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of being roasted in the chat on other servers? Well, come join our Minecraft server where insults are not only allowed, they’re encouraged! We have a special feature where every time someone insults you, a diamond block magically appears in your inventory. It’s like turning hate into treasure! Plus, our community is full of witty banter and epic comebacks that will have you ROFLing for days. So why settle for boring servers when you can join ours and become the king or queen of clapbacks? Join now and start slaying both mobs and haters with style!

FuyaoCraft: FBI Edition

Accountability, Chinese company, Chinese firm, corporate misconduct, Corruption, criminal charges, Edition, fbi, financial crimes, Fuyao Glass, FuyaoCraft, illegal activities, investigation, Justice, labour abuse, law enforcement, Raid, regulatory violations, special agents, transparency, US, US-China relations, white collar crime

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2981
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, even the US special agents can’t resist! we have crazy adventures and wild parties that will make you forget all about those pesky financial crimes and labour abuse. plus, our chinese firm Fuyao Glass is always throwing the wildest events, you won’t want to miss out! so come on over and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

PixelPocalypse

anomaly, current events, falling apart, global conflict, global events, global peace, global perspective, global stability, historical cycles, historical patterns, historical trends, human history, long-term perspective, normalcy, peace and conflict, peaceful era, PixelPocalypse, societal changes, societal shifts., world, world events

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4017
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

are you tired of living in a world where everything is too peaceful? come join our minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme!

we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. you never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a unicorn riding a spider or a chicken wearing a top hat.

our players are a wild bunch, always up for a challenge and ready to take on any crazy adventure. we once had a player build a roller coaster that went straight to the moon – true story!

so if you’re looking for a break from the boring, peaceful world, come join us on our minecraft server. who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

OliveOilFreeWeightLoss

cholesterol, clinical trial, diet, Food, health, heart health, Lifestyle, metabolic health, nutrition, olive oil, OliveOilFreeWeightLoss, plant based diet, Plant-Based, Prevention, research, saturated fat, study, weight loss, weight management, wellness, whole food

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7579
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Emeralds Found:	5015
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s like a magical land where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk! I heard that if you build a house out of diamonds, a unicorn will come and be your pet forever!

And get this, on this server, you can find a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy! Imagine swimming in a river of chocolate and eating cotton candy clouds, it’s like Willy Wonka’s dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold! You’ll be richer than a leprechaun on St. Patrick’s Day!

So come on and join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where the possibilities are as endless as the number of creepers waiting to blow up your creations! Let’s get blocky with it!

Veiled Haven: Where Creepers Have PTSD from Vanilla Survival

age-restriction, Armor statues, block by block, BUILD, Connect, CREEPERS, Discord, Discord-MC chat, Economy, Events, exploits, Explore, Griefing, Haven, hermitcraft, Mob Heads, player, Player abuse, ptsd, simple voice chat, Small Community, smp, Squaremap, stealing, Survival, theft, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft, veiled, Website

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Emeralds Found:	4731	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	38
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Veiled Haven Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Server Population	Around 60 members
Modifications
	Weekly, monthly, and special events with prizes; Developing a shopping district
Rules	Age restriction of 16+; No exploits, theft, griefing, stealing, player abuse, etc.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How can I apply to join Veiled Haven?

You can apply by joining our Discord server and heading to the rules channel for instructions.

What modifications are added to the server?

Some of the modifications include Armor Statues, Player & Mob heads, Simple Voice Chat, and Discord-MC Chat. More details can be found in the info channel on our Discord server.

What kind of events does Veiled Haven host?

We host weekly, monthly, and special events with enticing prizes for all members to participate in.

Is there a shopping district on the server?

Our community is currently working on developing a shopping district after the recent Block By Block event. Expect player-run shops soon, including shops for custom discs & goat horns and even a pranks shop!

What are the rules of Veiled Haven?

We maintain a mature and respectful atmosphere with an age restriction of 16+. Any form of exploits, theft, griefing, stealing, player abuse, or any other violation of our rules is strictly prohibited.

YawnCraft International Minecraft Server

abroad, Allies, American, bedtime, Foreign, Friends, Global, International, international relations, internationally, Minecraft, night, Overseas, peaceful rest, REST, Server, Sleeping, Slumber, speaking, time difference, time zones, united states, world, YawnCraft

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8440
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Zombie Dances:	4

Are you tired of playing on servers where everyone is asleep because of time zones? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be when our American friends are snoozing! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is located in a time warp where it’s always daytime, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky mobs attacking you at night. Plus, who needs sleep when you can play Minecraft all day and night?

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the rarest resources you could ever dream of. But shh, it’s a secret so don’t tell anyone!

3. Our server is protected by a team of ninja moderators who will ban any griefers or trolls faster than you can say “creeper”. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with them.

4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server from time to time, leaving behind mysterious clues and treasures for those brave enough to find them. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life! Just remember, our American friends may be sleeping, but the fun never stops on our server.

PooPvP Master on Minecraft SMP

bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, bathroom humor, bathroom struggles, bathroom time, child development, funny kids, funny toddlers, Master, Minecraft, parenting humor, poop jokes, PooPvP, potty humor, potty time, Potty training, potty training tips, smp, toddler behavior, toddler milestones, toddler potty training, toilet humor, toilet training

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	883
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Star Shards Collected:	127	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Divine Spears Created:	19	Mines Excavated:	2372
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is always on the brink of doing a poo! Will he make it to the toilet in time or will it be a messy disaster? Join now to witness the epic bathroom battles unfold in real-time!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life! Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Just be sure to watch your step around the player who’s about to do a poo… it could get messy!

CraftyCashback

anger, Asshole, bills, child, comfortable living, Contribution, CraftyCashback, electrics, financial contribution, Flat, Help, learning, Mortgage, Painting, parents, Payday, plugs, Repayment, rinsing, wires, Working, world works

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9403
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Secret Passages Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with demanding parents! Join us and escape the real world where your parents send you invoices for every little thing they’ve done for you.

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about getting billed for every nail and hammer your parents lent you. We promise not to charge you for living in our virtual world for 17 days, because that’s just ridiculous.

Don’t be the asshole in this situation, join our server and let your creativity run wild without any financial burdens. Plus, we have a special “Escape Your Parents” quest where you can defeat virtual parents who constantly ask for repayment. It’s a wild ride, but totally worth it!