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| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 9838 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 831925 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience what America used to be about… but in block form!
Join us for a wild ride through a virtual land filled with exploding chickens, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena on weekends!
Looking for a place to show off your building skills? Look no further! Our server has a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock. Use it to dig your way to the center of the earth where you’ll find a secret room filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in a virtual world!
