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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 1990 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 210 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3267 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!