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LastHive Minecraft server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8001
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	26	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Enchantments Applied:	69	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

LastHive is one of the stable and best Minecraft servers, created in honor of our beloved bees.

mc.lasthive.ru

Shallow Dudes Minecraft Server

attraction, compatibility, DATING, dating standards, double standards, Dudes, gender dynamics, Gender norms, judgmental, long-term relationships, Men, Minecraft, Personality, physical appearance, Preferences, relationships, romantic relationships, Server, Shallow, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes, Women

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7789
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ores Mined:	1236	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and crafting all day? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us if you want to date dudes who are so epic, even women can’t resist them. Our players are so charming and hilarious, they’ll have you laughing all day long. Who needs diamonds when you have these gems of guys around?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will keep you on your toes. From fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, there’s never a dull moment here.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay around? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

The Loser’s Savior Minecraft SMP

Apologize.., Campaign, curb-stomping, debate, executive branch, Losers, millennial, Minecraft, ourguy, president, SAVED, SAVIOR, shat on, smp, Walz

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2995
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8000
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	282	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	203	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Are you tired of getting roasted by your friends for not being able to build a decent house in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the biggest noob can become a master builder! Join now and show off your epic creations to shut up all the haters.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Legend has it that he’s actually a Minecraft wizard in disguise, ready to guide you on your quest to become the ultimate blocky warrior.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP in the universe. Who knows, you might even become the next diamond-clad hero to save the day!

Galactic Heroes Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5365
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Welcome to Dumping ch223, the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained penguins who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their flippers. You won’t find that kind of dedication anywhere else!

2. We have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are always looking for new members to join their llama army. Will you be the next llama warrior?

3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant block-shaped creature who roams the land spreading joy and chaos wherever he goes. Will you be able to tame him and ride him into battle?

4. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join Dumping ch223 today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Heaven Burns Red General Minecraft SMP

Air, angel beats!, bonus gems, burns, clannad, comedy, current event, database, Download, general, guaranteed SS banner, Heaven, Heaven Burns Red, Jrpg, jun maeda, Little Busters, malicious spoilers, Minecraft, mobile game, pc game, red, smp, Tier List, trailers, twitter, YuRi

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9545
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this server created by the one and only Jun Maeda, the mastermind behind emotional rollercoasters like Angel Beats! and Clannad. But wait, there’s more – this server is so wild that even the mobs have their own dramatic storylines inspired by Maeda’s works!

Not only can you play on PC, but you can also hop on your mobile device and join in on the madness. Watch our trailers that are so epic, they’ll make you want to build a shrine in-game dedicated to them. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter for daily updates and memes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Check out our database and tier list to see where you stack up against other players. Roll the guaranteed SS banner for a chance to win epic loot that will make your friends jealous. And don’t miss out on our current event where you can earn 3000 bonus gems just for being a part of the chaos.

And if you come across any malicious spoilers, don’t worry – just make up your own outrageous spoilers to throw everyone off track. With tags like yuri, JRPG, and comedy, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Pixel Love Minecraft Server

50 Shades of Grey, anal play, ass play, cum swallowing, deepthroat spray, dirty talk, double headed dildo, evolving sex life, lingerie, long tail tags, love, Minecraft, oral sex, partner intimacy, PIXEL, reverse cowgirl, role-play, Server, sex toys, sexting, sexual exploration, spanking, tight body

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6900
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Runes Activated:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Zombie Dances:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as this story? Look no further! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like this unexpected turn of events between me and my wife. Join us for some sexy and tight gameplay, where you never know what might happen next. From bouncy rides to deepthroat numb spray, we’ve got it all! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a bookmark in a book that leads to a whole new level of fun. So come on over and get ready for an adventure unlike any other!

Too Many Distros Minecraft SMP Developers

Apple, autists, Boomers, bug fixes, Community, developers, Distros, Future, High IQ, hobby, linux, Minecraft, minimalist distro, os, philosophy, privacy-conscious, SHEKELS, smp, Uber, Updates, user-friendly distro, Zoomies

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6727
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8693
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Divine Spears Created:	14

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are on a mission to save Linux developers from extinction! 🌟

👴 Are you tired of the same old middle-aged white men dominating the Linux developer scene? Join us and bring some fresh, youthful energy to the table! Zoomies, we’re looking at you! 🤪

🚗 Forget driving Uber for rent money, come join us and spend your time developing Linux in a fun and supportive community! Who needs TikTok when you can be a coding wizard? 🧙‍♂️

🤖 Say goodbye to unstable distros and endless bug fixes – we’re all about streamlining and focusing on a handful of top-notch distros. Let’s make Linux great again! 💪

🍎 Who needs Apple when you can be part of a thriving community of developers working together to create the ultimate Linux experience? Join us now and let’s show the world what we’re made of! 🚀

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and be a part of the Linux revolution! Let’s code, build, and conquer together! 🔥

Tired of Death Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5136
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Buildings Constructed:	32	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old drama and threads? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Say goodbye to boring discussions about politics and adult content, because on our server, we only talk about the important stuff like which Minecraft mob would win in a dance-off or if Steve could beat the Ender Dragon in a thumb wrestling match.

Join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of insanity and laughter. Who needs serious discussions when you can debate whether creepers are just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug? So come on, join our server and let’s make Minecraft weird and wonderful together!

””Anyone here whos had sex” Minecraft SMP”

Boundaries, boundary crossing, consent, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., entitlement issues, Fair Play, inappropriate advances, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, inappropriate requests, Minecraft, oral sex, power dynamics, sex, sexual coercion, sexual consent, sexual entitlement, sexual favors, sexual harassment, sexual misconduct, smp, Whos

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8464
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, everyone on the server owes me a favor for sucking my dick. It’s only fair, right? But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ridiculous reasons to keep you entertained.

Once, we had a giant chicken invade the server and lay eggs everywhere, causing chaos and confusion among the players. Another time, we held a fashion show where the only acceptable outfit was a full set of diamond armor with a pumpkin on your head. Trust me, it was a sight to behold.

But the real reason you should join this Minecraft SMP is for the pure insanity and laughter that ensues on a daily basis. From pranks to epic battles, there’s never a dull moment on this server. So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you!

WONDERS – DONATE TO EVERYONE / FREE – NEW EVENT Minecraft server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7804
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	27	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ores Mined:	7339
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

The owner of the server “WONDERS – EVERYONE DONATE FREE – NEW EVENT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

pro.wondersmine.ru