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House Party Minecraft Server: Survive the American Nuke!

America, American, danger, Decision making, Defense, Disaster, emergency, evacuation, fear, homeland security, House, Minecraft, nuclear war, Nuke, Panic, Party, Preparation, Protection, Safety, Server, Shelter, strategy, Survival, SURVIVE, uncertainty

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5509
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the impending doom of America nuking your house! Join us and build a fortress to protect yourself from the incoming missiles. Our server is equipped with anti-nuke technology that will keep you safe while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. Don’t let your house get blown up, join us now and survive the apocalypse in style!

RatCraft – Cheesy Adventures Await!

3D LIVE, Adventures, Art Tags, Await, Bae’s Twitter, Cheesy, Colour MV, covers, current schedule, DREAM CATCHER, Free chat, getting started, hakos baelz, Holo EN, merch, mind craft, Music, NEW COVERS, NEW ORIGINALS, Next stream, Originals, PAKU PAKU SEIBAI, pandaemonium, Podcast, Previous Stream, RatCraft, zodiac

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3301
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7694
Star Shards Collected:	294	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with dreams, catching, and 3D live action that will leave you questioning reality.

Our server is so epic that even the originals are shaking in their boots. With music that will make your ears sing and covers that will make your heart skip a beat, you won’t want to miss a single moment.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Zodiac and Pandæmonium like never before. Our podcasts will have you laughing, crying, and everything in between.

And don’t even get us started on the merch. From limited edition PC cases to promise swag that will make your friends jealous, we’ve got it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s craft some holo memories together. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Rance: The LOL-tastic Server

adult content, Adventure, Anime, Character development, Conquest, Crafty, Eroge, FANTASY, gameplay, h game, Hero, Historic, LOLtastic, Manga, Protagonist, Rance, role playing, romance, series, Server, strategy, video game, visual novel, War

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	399
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2362

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join this server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie unicorns. Don’t worry, our resident superhero llamas will be there to help you out!

But wait, there’s more! This server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken by your side?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our community is filled with friendly players who love to engage in epic dance battles using only emotes. Who needs swords when you can defeat your enemies with the power of dance?

So what are you waiting for? Join this server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

Crafty Tradwife Adventures: Minecraft Edition

#youtube, Adventures, Anime, autist, Crafty, CUDDLE, dream girl, Edition, High IQ, ICT, indie music, love, mid 20s, Minecraft, Nirvana cover band, norwegian, pure woman, Sperg, tradwife, vidya, VIRGINITY, welsh, working out, workplace accident

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5383
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Votes:	689	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Secret Passages Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where dreams come true! Join now for the chance to find your very own tradwife in the virtual world!

Picture this: you’re in your mid-20s, with a boring but stable job in ICT. Your only hobbies are working out and playing video games. You’ve always felt like an untouchable sperg, until one day, fate brings you a Welsh female cousin who tragically passed away in a workplace accident.

But fear not, her young daughter, your second cousin, is now living with your brother and his wife nearby. She’s a shy high IQ autist who excels in music and art. Together, you bond over j-dramas, history documentaries, and anime.

As she grows into a stunning Scandinavian-Celtic goddess, you find yourself falling for her. One night, she even has a wet dream about you! And when she asks you to pose for one of her mangas, you know it’s meant to be.

Join our server now and experience the romance, the passion, and the Nirvana cover band performances that will lead you to your own happily ever after. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a father next year!

The Blocky Spy Family – Code LOL

action, animated, Australia, blocky, Canada, Cinematic, Code, Code:White, comedy, Entertainment, family, film, humor, International, lol, mexico, Movie, new zealand, poop joke, Screening, spain, Spy, spy x family, Theatrical screenings, Usa

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9448
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Villages Defended:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the action is as intense as a Hollywood blockbuster! Join players from all over the world, including the USA, Canada, Mexico, Australia, New Zealand, Spain, and even some mysterious countries we can’t pronounce!

Experience CINEMATIC moments that will leave you on the edge of your seat, just like that one time in a movie when they made a poop joke that was so epic, it changed the course of history!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most thrilling Minecraft server on the planet. Join now and prepare for adventure, excitement, and maybe even a few more poop jokes along the way!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server of Double Trouble!

catchy, Chaeyoung, Choreography, Crafty, Dahyun, double, girl group, IDOLS, Jeongyeon, Jihyo, JYP Entertainment, K-pop, Korean, McCraftface, mina, Momo, Music, Nayeon, Sana, Server, Thread, Trouble, TWICE.., Tzuyu, Visuals

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5594
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2547	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Welcome to our Twice thread Minecraft server, where the only thing better than building is dancing to K-pop! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated worlds filled with twice the fun and twice the chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land where every block was made of candy. They built a house out of gummy bears and lived happily ever after, surrounded by twice the sweetness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party, where players can show off their best moves and compete in epic dance battles. Who will be crowned the dancing queen or king of the block? Only time will tell.

So come join us on our Twice thread server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). See you in the game!

Crafty McPranksters: No Stolen Valor Allowed!

acceptance, Allowed, anxiety, autism, autistic, Awareness, Communication, Country, Crafty, Empathy, low empathy, McPranksters, mental health, neurodiversity, Nintendos, poor social skills, Shy.., Social Skills, speaking at length, Stereotypes, stigma, Stolen, stolen valour, Understanding, Valor

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1704
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Farms Harvested:	671
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being autistic is not a requirement, but having low empathy and anxiety is a plus! Join us and unleash your inner social awkwardness while discussing nintendos and other random topics for hours on end.

Our server is the perfect place for those who are tired of pretending to be shy when they’re actually just lacking in social skills. Embrace your awkwardness and dive into a world where you can be yourself without judgment.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the most socially awkward players can access. Plus, our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained with their bizarre stories and antics.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this unique and hilarious Minecraft server. Come join us and let your inner weirdo shine!

YeetCraft – the land of endless memes

#OnlineCommunity, #RenEntry, #youtube, Contentcreation, discussion, Endless, Enna, Essentials, ethyria, general, graduated, Land, memes, millie, nina, Reimu, socialmedia, streaming, twitch, twitter, Video, VirtualWorld, yeah, YeetCraft

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4021
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Potions Brewed:	57	Magic Items Found:	8196
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Endermen on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where Enna will guide you through the craziest builds and adventures with her YouTube channel. Need some comedic relief? Check out Millie and her Twitter for some hilarious memes and jokes that will have you rolling on the floor of your virtual block house.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for some epic gameplay with the legendary Nina (who has now graduated from Minecraft University) on Twitch. She’ll show you the ropes and teach you how to survive in the most intense situations. And if you’re in the mood for some serious PvP action, challenge Reimu to a duel and see if you have what it takes to come out on top.

And if you’re looking to up your game even further, check out Ethyria Essentials for all the latest tips and tricks to dominate the server. With a community as lively as a pack of Creepers on a hot summer day, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Crafty LOLs: No SIMS 4 Server

#youtube, commentary, Community, Crafty, discussion, ea, Entertainment, forum, gameplay, Gaming, lols, maxis, no SIMS 4 thread, online discussion, playthrough, reaction, Server, Sims, sims 4, simulation, Thread, Video, video game, virtual life

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3391
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Divine Spears Created:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

🌟 Yo, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode? Well, look no further because this server is the bomb dot com! 🌟

🔥 Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, but for Minecraft! 🍫

🚀 And that’s not all! Our server is so epic, it’s been endorsed by Elon Musk himself. He said, and I quote, “This server is out of this world, just like my rockets.” 🚀

🔮 But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a secret portal to a dimension where llamas ride unicorns and zombies breakdance to Thriller. It’s like a rave party in the Nether! 🎉

🔥 So what are you waiting for? Click that link and join the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 💥

Warning: Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, loss of sleep, and an addiction to building pixelated castles. Play at your own risk! 😜

Link: Click here to join the madness! 🎮

CraftyCriminalsMC – Escaping the Blocks!

Allied bombing, blocks, camps, CraftyCriminalsMC, disbelief, Disease, door hinges, Escaping, Europe, Evil, Genocide, History, hitler, Holocaust, Hospitals, Hunger, Jews, Military, pools, Survival, theaters, Uniforms, WWII

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9912
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7365
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dimension Hops:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience a world like no other! Join us and embark on a journey filled with adventure, creativity, and surprises at every turn.

Imagine a place where you can build your own empire, conquer lands, and battle fierce enemies – all while enjoying luxurious amenities like pools, theaters, and hospitals. It’s like living in a virtual paradise!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our server and unleash your inner warrior. Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures and unlock secret powers along the way.

Come be a part of our epic community and let’s make history together – just like how Hitler once made door hinges and repaired uniforms instead of taking over the world. It’s time to rewrite history in the most hilarious way possible!