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Crafty Lizard Brain Land

animalistic, Automatic, Behavior, Brain, Compulsive, control, Crafty, DOMINANCE, Impulses, innate, Instincts, instinctual, Land, LIZARD, lizard brain, primal, primal instincts, primal urges, Primitive, reactionary, reptilian brain, Slave, subconscious, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1021
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Zombie Dances:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of being a slave to your lizard brain in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your lizard brain can run wild and free! Build a castle made entirely of cheese, ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens, and become the ruler of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun! Join us and let your inner lizard brain shine in all its glory!

Nova SMP

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1144
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1090	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Potions Brewed:	29	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Nova SMP – A public minecraft SMP! (1.8 – 1.20.4)

This server implements new features to survival, like seasons and much more. The community of this server is.. well.. nothing. I made this server like some days ago.

in3.shockwave.host:9032

The Cloud SMP

Active players, coin based servers, Community, community engagement, Diamond Economy, Economy, home, itemlore, itemname, Minecraft, Plugins, QOL plugins, Semi Vanilla, Server, Server Experience, Sethome, Spawn, Staff, Survival, The Cloud SMP, Tpa, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2494
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

A Semi-Vanilla server with some QOL plugins, looking for staff and active players!

QOL plugins: -/tpa -/home and /sethome -/spawn -/itemlore and /itemname

These plugins are designed for improving the Cloud SMP experience and overall community engagement!

Economy: The Cloud SMP runs on a diamond economy, so get away from all those coin based servers and join us!

104.194.9.26:25640

🧨 go.landymine.ru 19132 » BEST ANARCHY 🏡 Minecraft server

2022, Anarchy, best server, comfort, Communication, Development, equality, freedom, Hardcore, Ip:, LandyMine, Management, minecraft server, Mini Games, Players, PORT, Protection, Stability, Version

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3478
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

⛏ LandyMine – The best Minecraft server with cool and sophisticated modes, such as:

► Anarchy

► Mini games

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⚡️ ip: in.landymine.ru Port: 19132

✨ Version: 1.20+

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► Anarchy – Rules? There is no such thing in this mode. Hardcore, complete freedom of action, equality between players and donors. All this is Anarchy. Unlike Vulture or Survival, this mode is unique in that you need to develop and build your base from hostile players. Privates are made in the form of blocks that have their own range and rarity.

► What is unique about this server?

Constant development and addition of new things

Full emphasis on the players and the comfort of the game. Thematic nature of the project and Uniqueness of the modes.

The best protection against all types of attacks

Server stability

Direct communication with management and responsiveness

We work from 2022

✠ Choosing LandyMine means choosing the best server.

Come visit us ➥ in.landymine.ru 19132

in.landymine.ru:19132

CancelledCraft: Cry or Laugh at Lost Games

abandoned projects, cancelled games, cancelled titles, CancelledCraft, community response, creative decisions, cry, Disappointment, emotional impact, fan reactions, financial reasons, game cancellations, game delays, game development, game releases, games, gaming industry, industry trends, LAUGH, Lost, lost opportunities, missed potential, unfinished projects, video games

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4174
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	20	New Chunks Explored:	536229
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Are you tired of crying over cancelled games? Well, cry no more because on our Minecraft server, we bring those cancelled games back to life! Imagine playing the sequel to your favorite game that never saw the light of day, all while building epic structures and battling mobs in a blocky world. Join us and experience the thrill of resurrecting your beloved games in a whole new way. Who needs official releases when you can create your own virtual masterpieces? So come on, join us and let’s bring those cancelled games back from the dead!

Chopsticks & Creepers: The CHINA BROS Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, AMBITION, BETRAYAL, bros, China, Chopsticks, CREEPERS, Defeat, Disappointment, Downfall, dreams shattered, Failure, global conquest, leadership, lost opportunity, Minecraft, missed chance, power struggle, regret, setback, sibling rivalry, teamwork, Unity, world domination

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2357
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9077	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new mission for you – taking over the world!

Join us on our server where you can team up with other players to conquer different lands, fight off evil mobs, and become the ultimate ruler of the Minecraft universe. But be warned, the competition is fierce and you never know who you can trust.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let’s show the world what we’re made of…unless you start feeling a bit queasy like our last player who couldn’t handle the pressure. But hey, no pain no gain, right?

Lifewar

Adventure, Anarchy, building, Community, Crafting, Customization, Economy, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Giveaways, LifeSteal, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, Revive Crystals, role playing, Sandbox, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Survival Games, teammates

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	694
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Enchantments Applied:	111	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Lifewar offers a semi-vanilla experience, events, giveaways, and more. You can also craft additional hearts or revive crystals to bring back your teammates.

play.lifewar.fun:2024

Epic Valhelsia 5

Minecraft, Modpack, no cheating, No claiming, No lag machines, PvP enabled, Survival, Valhelsia 5

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4023
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Void Gems Collected:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32

Valhelsia 5 v:5.3.0 ModPack, Minecraft v:1.19.2 No cheating, No claiming, PvP enabled, No lag machines

epicvalhelsia.xyz

OPGens VS Hypixel

Adventure, BUILD, Community, Conquer, Custom Plugins, diamonds, Economy, empire-building, Minecraft, multiplayer, Prison, PvP, Resource Management, Riches, Sandbox, Skyblock, strategy, SURVIVE, Thrive, Tycoon, unique gameplay, virtual world

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2508
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Star Shards Collected:	193	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Hypixel	Pros	Cons
Popular and well-established server	Wide variety of mini-games	Can be overcrowded at times
Regular updates and events	Large player base	Potential lag due to high player count

OPGens	Pros	Cons
Unique tycoon server concept	Enhanced resource management gameplay	May have a smaller player base
Empire building elements	Focus on customization and creativity	Less variety in mini-games

**FAQ:**

**Which server has a larger player base?** Hypixel generally has a larger player base compared to OPGens.

**Which server offers more mini-games?** Hypixel offers a wide variety of mini-games, while OPGens focuses more on a unique tycoon gameplay experience.

**Which server has regular updates and events?** Hypixel is known for its regular updates and events to keep players engaged.

**Which server is more focused on resource management and empire building?** OPGens is specifically designed to offer a unique tycoon server experience with a focus on resource management and empire building.

Minecraft Impact – Where Genshin Fans Unite!

animated short, ARLECCHINO, character demo, Character Teaser, Crimson Night Fades, Current character banner, Current weapon banner, Daily check-in rewards, Discovery Collaboration Web Event, Fans, genshin, genshin gift, genshin impact, Impact, Lullaby, Minecraft, Redeemable Codes, Sleep in Peace, The Song Burning in the Embers, Trailer, Two Worlds Aflame, unite, useful links, Version 4.6, Web Event

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2958
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as the embers in “The Song Burning in the Embers”? Look no further! Our server is so fiery, even Arlecchino himself would be impressed.

Join us for a wild ride through two worlds aflame, where the crimson night fades into epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our current character banner features Arlecchino, Lyney, Lynette, Freminet, and Xiangling – the dream team you never knew you needed.

But wait, there’s more! Our weapon banner includes Crimson Moon’s Semblance (Polearm) and The First Great Magic (Bow) – perfect for slaying dragons and building epic structures.

And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards and redeemable codes that will have you swimming in loot faster than you can say “gimme that treasure!”

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and discover traces, explore nature, and maybe even find a hidden treasure or two. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a creeper, in which case, please stay away.