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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 5716 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of angry llamas comes charging at you, seeking revenge for all the times you’ve ignored them in the game. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing creepers who challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.
But that’s not all! Our server is known for its epic telenovela-inspired storylines, where players take on the roles of dramatic villains who meet their demise in the most outrageous ways possible. From falling into a pit of lava while monologuing about their evil plans to getting crushed by a giant block of cheese, the deaths on our server are truly one-of-a-kind.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, look no further. Join us today and get ready for a wild ride unlike any other!