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| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 1007 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
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