/spg/ – Minecraft SMP: Smartphone Survival

Android applications, Android on iToy, apex edition, app compatibility, carrier variants, current models, custom ROM, de-googled phones, DEBLOAT, frequency checkers, iPhone shill, locked bootloaders, Minecraft, mini-review, open source, phone features, phone help, phone size comparison, privacy guides, recommended phones, reviews, rooting, shekels spent, Smartphone, smp, spg, Survival, upcoming models

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6747
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of this server.

Do you want to know which phone has X and Y feature? Don’t bother asking, just use these crazy resources we have for you: a phone size comparison that will make you question reality, a frequency checker that will blow your mind, and a debloater for your stock ROM that will make your phone feel brand new.

But wait, there’s more! We have everything you need for rooting and custom ROMs, open source Android applications that will make you feel like a hacker, and a compatibility list for de-googled phones that will make you rethink your entire existence.

And don’t even get us started on the mini-reviews of your phone – if anyone aggressively promotes iPhone, they’re probably just a micropenis shill and should be ignored. Join us for discussions on upcoming and current models, ask for help related to phones, and brag about how many shekels you spent on your latest purchase.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughs and chaos. Previous threads don’t even compare to the madness that awaits you here!

Lanterncraft: Where the only thing we grief is your diet! [SMP] [PVE]

1.20.6, A Resource World, Community, diet, Discord, Europe, Grief, Land Claims, Lanterncraft, Latest Version, Minecraft, new, Open, Plugins, PvE, PvP, QOL plugins, Quests, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Wilderness TP

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8907
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Lanterncraft <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/sifu-no-death/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to Lanterncraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

Lanterncraft is a PVE SMP Server that offers a wide range of quality of life plugins. We are a new server that has just opened and we have many features such as quests, voting rewards, a resource world, land claims, and wilderness TP. We are running the server on the latest version 1.20.6 and players can join on older versions of 1.20 if they prefer.

Server Information:

Server IP	play.lanterncraft.net
Server Location	Europe
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/TMCXNu7zgy
Version	1.20+

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Can I join the server with an older version of Minecraft?

Yes, you can join our server with older versions of Minecraft 1.20.

2. What type of server is Lanterncraft?

Lanterncraft is a PVE SMP Server with various quality of life plugins for a better gameplay experience.

3. What are some of the features offered on Lanterncraft?

Some features include quests, voting rewards, a resource world, land claims, and wilderness TP.

4. How can I connect to the server?

You can connect to our server using the IP address play.lanterncraft.net in your Minecraft client.

KarateCraft Minecraft Server

autist partner, Dedication, discipline, Fist, KarateCraft, kicks, Martial Arts, martial arts community, martial arts discipline, martial arts partner, martial arts practice, martial arts skills, martial arts techniques, martial arts training, Minecraft, physical abilities, push, Server, sword, teamwork, Training, weapon

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7717
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	72	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dimension Hops:	9

Are you tired of training alone in Minecraft and getting your butt kicked by mobs? Well, look no further because our server has the perfect solution for you! Join us and find your ultimate martial arts autist partner who will train with you and push you to your physical limits. Whether they wield a sword or prefer to throw fists and kicks, you’ll have a badass partner by your side ready to take on any challenge. So come join our server and level up your fighting skills in the most epic way possible!

Parental Guidance Minecraft Server

Adulthood, Companionship, Decision making, family relationships, financial independence, groceries, growing up, guidance, housing expenses, INDEPENDENCE, living alone, living arrangements, Long-term goals, love, Minecraft, moving out, Parental, parents, personal space, RESPONSIBILITY, saving money, self-sufficiency, Server, unmarried

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	101
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	New Chunks Explored:	778100
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Why should you join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who lived with their parents and thought they had it made. But then they joined our server and realized they were missing out on all the epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans that happen every day. Plus, who needs a real house when you can have a virtual one that’s way cooler? So come join us and leave your parents behind for a world of endless fun and friendship. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NephewBdayDrama-GoneWrong

aita, baseball game, Birthday, DISRESPECTFUL, family, family members, fat joke, financial strain, insult, mom, nephew, NephewBdayDramaGoneWrong, Pregnant, Quiet, Reprimand, self-conscious, sister, Special, themed cake, TICKETS, Wife

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5152
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of giggling boys in the backseat of a car? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like that zebra print skirt on Aunt ____.

Join us for insane adventures, like turning the car around and dropping off disrespectful players at their virtual houses. We don’t tolerate fat jokes or any kind of nonsense here – unless it’s in good fun, of course.

So come on over and experience the thrill of standing up for pregnant wives and zebra print skirts in a world where anything is possible. Who needs baseball games when you can have a virtual birthday party that’ll make your family question your sanity? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CompliSults Minecraft Server

ambiguous compliment, backhanded compliment, Compliment, CompliSults, confusing compliment, contradictory compliment, deceptive compliment, disguised insult, double meaning, fake compliment, fake praise, hidden meaning, insincere compliment, insincere flattery, insincere praise, insult, ironic praise, Minecraft, passive aggressive, sarcasm, Server, twisted compliment, veiled insult

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9034
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old compliments that sound too nice? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in giving out compliments that sound like insults! Get ready to be called a “magnificent disaster” or a “beautiful mess” as you explore our world filled with crazy builds and hilarious players. Join now and see if you can decipher which compliments are actually insults in disguise!

CraftyFacts: Smile Edition

amusing, amusing facts, cheerful, CraftyFacts, delightful, Edition, facts, Fascinating, Feel-Good, Fun, Happy, happy facts, Heartwarming, INTERESTING, interesting facts, joy, joyous facts, Laughter, light-hearted, Positive, Smile, Uplifting

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8641
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Animals Bred:	145

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll have in no time! And if that’s not enough, we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for ultimate camouflage while sneaking up on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land of endless cake and puppies. Don’t miss out on all the fun and laughter, join now and let the madness begin!

ClimateCraft Server

climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, climate justice, climate policy, climate resilience, climate science, climate solutions, climate summit, ClimateCraft, environmental crisis, extreme weather, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, natural disasters, record temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, UN warning

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6916
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

yo, so like, come join our minecraft server cuz the world is literally on fire and the UN is all like “yo, we in climate hell right now.” but don’t worry, on our server, you can escape all that heat and chill in our virtual world where the only thing burning is your desire to build epic structures and mine for diamonds. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might stumble upon him and have a legendary battle. so come on, join us and let’s turn this climate hell into a minecraft paradise!

RuskiRaiders – Funded by Allies

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Deal, Diplomacy, economic aid, european union, financial support, foreign policy, fund, funded, funding, Geopolitical, international relations, nato, political stability, RuskiRaiders, RUSSIAN ASSETS, sanctions, security measures, Ukraine, united states, Western Allies

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8593
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Items Found:	8460
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

yOu know what’s crazier than a creeper blowing up your house? this server, where we have western allies funding Ukraine with Russian assets! join us for a wild ride of political intrigue and explosive battles. Build your own empire and watch out for those sneaky spies trying to steal your diamonds. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else. Come join the madness today!

CraftyCritterClash

animal, Beaten Up, comparison, compassion, CraftyCritterClash, Cruelty, death, emotions, Empathy, empathy towards animals, Ethics, Human, injustice, morality, perspective, societal norms, society, Suffering, tragic, value of life, violence

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4042
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the animals rule and the humans drool! we got pigs riding on chickens, cows doing the moonwalk, and sheep breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between a panda and a polar bear, then this is the place for you. our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, but don’t worry, they’re just fluffy rebels with a cause.

so if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity. trust us, you won’t regret it.

LemurBallsCraft

animal physiology, animal research, evolutionary biology, LemurBallsCraft, lemurs, male competition, male dominance, Male lemurs, male reproductive system, mating competition, mating strategies, primate behavior, PRIMATES, reproductive organs, reproductive success, sexual selection, social behavior, social dynamics, TESTICLES, testicular size, wildlife studies

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9077
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

so, like, imagine you’re playing on this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you find out that male lemurs grow BIGGER testicles when there are other males around. like, what even is that? it’s like a lemur party in your pants, dude.

join this server for the wildest, most ballin’ time of your life. we’ve got lemurs with massive balls, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the lemur testicle extravaganza of a lifetime.

come join us and witness the lemur ball magic for yourself. you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? lemurs are unpredictable creatures, man.

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