| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 7897 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
| Ores Mined: | 9155 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
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| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 6375 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 189 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, mining diamonds with your pet llama, and building a castle made entirely out of cake!
Forget about Marine’s new song, because on our server, the only music you’ll hear is the sweet sound of creepers exploding in the distance. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 4838 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 7678 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 34 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
We have information and guides that will blow your mind, like lore that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Need statistics? We’ve got you covered with websites that will track your every move in-game.
But wait, there’s more! We have news and streams that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a Minecraft version of Team Liquid dominating the server!
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 4583 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2198 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 1907 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Are you tired of real-life conflicts about family time and priorities? Well, look no further! On our server, you can escape to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken coop.
Imagine a world where your sister’s MS diagnosis doesn’t exist and your brother’s kids’ spring break plans are just a distant memory. Instead, you can focus on crafting the perfect diamond sword and battling creepers with your virtual family.
But wait, there’s more! Join us on this server and experience the thrill of planning virtual trips with your friends, without the stress of conflicting schedules. Who needs real-life getaways when you can explore endless virtual worlds with your pals?
So, why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all your real-life family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! And remember, in this world, the only thing you need to prioritize is having fun.
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 8921 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking chickens and singing zombies. They were so amazed by the madness that they never wanted to leave! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest players can find.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Ignore all the red flags and embrace the chaos! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world.
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 5618 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 97 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Like, imagine building your own fortress while also helping plants grow and defend themselves. It’s like being a superhero for nature, but in Minecraft form. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where even the plants are getting in on the fun?
So come join us on this wild ride of a server where you can be a plant-loving warrior and build the most epic structures you can imagine. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 1303 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
[1.21.1] GoatSMP is one of the most fun smps in the world with the most customized plugins! We have added custom origins for the most unique play experience.
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| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 9468 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Votes: | 4398 |
Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures that will make you pee your pants in fear. Our server is so intense that even the bravest players have been known to run away screaming like little babies.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine, and mysterious portals that will transport you to alternate dimensions where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most chaotic, hilarious, and mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, you can’t beat ddfag’s fall, but you can certainly try!
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 6690 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 18 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 | Magical Moments Shared: | 22 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay diamond eggs and summon armies of feathered warriors to do its bidding. Will you be able to tame this mighty fowl and harness its incredible powers for your own gain?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on the back of a giant turtle that swims through the endless ocean of Minecraft? That’s right, every time you log on, you’ll be riding on the shell of a massive reptile as it navigates the treacherous waters of the blocky world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the browns are kept at bay, chickens reign supreme, and turtles are your trusty steeds. See you in game!
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 2068 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 20 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2832 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant statue of a creeper that accidentally blew up half the server! Or the time a group of players tried to ride pigs off a cliff, thinking they could fly like in the game.
But that’s not all – our server is so addictive, even a toddler with a spray bottle couldn’t tear themselves away! Just like how one player’s son went on a rampage, spraying water all over their TV while they were busy putting their other kids to bed. Talk about a waterlogged TV drama!
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like broken TVs, angry boyfriends, and streaky screens. It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!
