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HoloEN FunCraft Minecraft Server

Community, controversial, Diversity, Entertainment, Fun, funcraft, Gaming, holoEN, holojp, hololive, horrible taste, ignored, internet culture, Livestream, Minecraft, online content, original content, Server, SJW, trannies, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, Western

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5343
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Towns Built:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us and become a part of our wacky community where we make the most fun holoEN original creations that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is so outrageous that even the western SJW trannies have ignored us. That’s right, we’re too wild for them to handle! They probably should have applied to holoJP instead, but hey, their loss is our gain.

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures, insane stories, and non-stop laughter. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t be bored!

SolelyLifted – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Admiration, determination, empowerment, encouragement, feet, Footprints, goals, inspiration, inspiration quotes, Journey, lift, Minecraft, motivation, motivational quotes, perseverance, progress, self improvement, smp, SolelyLifted, strength, success, Support

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One day, a player joined our server and was feeling down in the dumps. But then, they saw another player with the most fabulous feet they had ever seen. And just like that, their spirits were lifted! Yes, you heard me right, our server is so magical that even feet can inspire you to greatness. So come join us and let your feet do the talking!

BabyNameTypos Minecraft Server

baby name guidance, baby name help, baby name inspiration, baby name resources, baby name suggestions, baby name tips, baby name trends, baby names, baby naming, BabyNameTypos, family conflict, family dynamics, Minecraft, misspelled names, naming etiquette, Server, sibling disagreement, sibling drama, sibling relationships, spelling variations, teacher advice, teacher perspective

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6150
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take naming very seriously! Are you tired of your Minecraft buddies constantly misspelling your name in the chat? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a list of names that are guaranteed to be spelled correctly every time!

Join us and never worry about being called “Steve” instead of “Stevie” ever again. Our server is like a baby naming guide, but for Minecraft players. We even have a special list of names that have multiple spellings, so you can avoid the confusion of being called “Haley” when your name is actually “Hailey, Hayley, Hailee, Haleigh, or Hailey” (phew, that’s a mouthful!).

But beware, not everyone appreciates our dedication to proper spelling. Just like the drama that unfolded when one player’s sister-in-law got upset about our list of names. She thought it wasn’t our place to help others choose names, but hey, we’re just here to make sure everyone’s Minecraft experience is spellcheck perfect!

So come join our server and never worry about misspelled names again. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the perfect name for your next Minecraft pet or building project. See you in the game, where spelling matters more than diamonds!

BabyDaddyDramaCraft

aita, baby, BabyDaddyDramaCraft, control visitors, current girlfriend, doubt, doubt myself, family friend, Father, father’s ex, Helpful, hospital visit, Labor, major medical procedure, nina, OFFENDED, OVERWHELMING, Polly, second baby, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5809
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
New Chunks Explored:	616096	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to witness family feuds, exes meeting babies before dads, and more juicy drama than you can shake a diamond sword at!

Join now to experience the thrill of choosing who gets to visit your virtual hospital room after a major pixelated medical procedure. Will it be your dad’s ex-girlfriend or his current girlfriend? The tension is palpable!

Watch as players battle it out over who gets to meet the virtual baby first, all while navigating complex family dynamics and questionable baby-holding skills. It’s a virtual rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your own pixelated parenting choices.

So why wait? Join our server now for a chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft drama. Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and baby drama to keep you entertained for hours on end?

FauxFactsMinecraftSMP

Astonishing, BIZARRE, eXtraordinary, FauxFactsMinecraftSMP, hard to believe., Incredible, Mind Blowing, odd, outlandish, peculiar, remarkable, Shocking.., Strange But True, Surprising, true facts, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable but true, Uncanny, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3639
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good time and never take themselves too seriously.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs, and a portal to a dimension where pigs fly and cows dance the Macarena.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wacky and unpredictable as you are, come join us! Who knows, you might just discover something about yourself that sounds completely fake but is actually true.

SatelliteCraft Minecraft Server

China, chinese technology, Competition, digital divide, elon musk, emerging markets, global connectivity, innovation, internet, launches, Minecraft, rival, Satellite Internet, SatelliteCraft, satellites, Server, space exploration, Space industry, Space Race, space technology, starlink, Technology, telecommunications

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1476
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

so, like, china is all like “we can do the space stuff too!” and they launch their own internet satellites to compete with elon musk. but get this, instead of just providing internet, they also have a minecraft server on board! like, you can literally play minecraft in space, how cool is that?!

join our server and be part of the intergalactic minecraft community. build your own space station, mine for space diamonds, and battle aliens in pvp. plus, you can chat with real astronauts while you play, how epic is that?!

so, like, forget about boring old earth servers, come join us in space for the ultimate minecraft experience. who needs starlink when you can have spacecraftlink?! join now and let’s explore the final frontier together! 🚀🌌

SinwarCraft: Gaza’s New Boss

Boss, chief, Conflict, Gaza leader, Gaza leadership, Gaza Strip, Gazas, Hamas, Hamas leadership, Hamas statement, Haniyeh killing, leadership change, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Palestinian, Palestinian resistance, Palestinian territories, political turmoil, Politics, SinwarCraft, Statement, Yahya Sinwar, Yahya Sinwar appointment

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1082
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest events like a giant chicken riding competition and a lava parkour course that will make you scream like a little baby piglet! we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery, just like a real-life adventure movie! plus, our staff members are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. so come on, join us and let’s create some epic memories together!

StaticCraft: Where TV Static Comes to Life!

digital age, digital era, digital generation, Digital World, Entertainment, generation, Life, Media consumption, media saturation, modern society, Nostalgia, screen addiction, screen culture, screen time, simulated television, static, StaticCraft, technological advancements, Technology, television experience, virtual reality, visual stimulation

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9099
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

lol imagine living in a world where all you see is static on your tv screen. that’s basically what this server is like, but in a good way! come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with pixelated chaos and confusion.

why join? well, for starters, we have a secret underground lair filled with dancing chickens and disco balls. you won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure.

oh, and did we mention the giant pink flamingos that roam the land, shooting rainbows out of their beaks? yeah, that’s a thing here.

plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. because why not?

so if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us and experience the madness. who needs reality when you can have simulated television static?

HobbitBoneCraft 700k

000 years old, 700, 700k, ancient bones, ancient human species, anthropology, archaeological discovery, Dawn, Evolution, flores, HobbitBoneCraft, hobbits, Homo floresiensis, Homo floresiensis evolution, human evolution, human fossil record, human origins, Liang Bua cave, Liang Bua cave discovery, new findings, Paleontology, Smallest arm bone

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9032
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Farms Harvested:	884	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the TINIEST arm bones in all of human history! like, seriously, these bones are so small they make hobbits look like giants! we’re talking 700,000 years old bones here, people.

imagine digging up these bones while mining for diamonds or fighting off creepers. it’s like a history lesson and a battle all in one! plus, these bones shed light on the evolution of Homo floresiensis, aka the hobbits of Flores.

so if you want to uncover ancient mysteries while building epic structures and battling monsters, then this server is for you! join now and become a part of the craziest adventure in minecraft history!

FFXVI MC Server: Announcement Soon!

#announcement, bros, Coming Soon, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, ffxvi, Final Fantasy, Gaming, Gaming Community, New game, PC, PC announcement, pc gamers, PC Gaming, pc release, role-playing game, RPG, Server, Square Enix, upcoming release, video game

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6826
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Yo yo yo, listen up PC bros! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring quests and lame builds? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all about that #PCMasterRace life. We’ve got custom mods that turn your pickaxe into a laser gun and your armor into a suit made of pure gold (because who needs protection when you’re dripping in bling, amirite?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who, get this, moonlights as a DJ on weekends. That’s right, you can battle the big bad boss by day and then party with him by night. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the zombies bust out their best Thriller dance moves.

So what are you waiting for, PC bros? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, once you’ve seen a cow riding a roller coaster made of TNT, you’ll never want to play on another server again. Let’s get this block party started!