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Biggest Based Retard in Football Minecraft SMP

athlete, Based, based retard, Biggest, biggest based retard, biggest in football, biggest in sports, biggest retard, controversial player, controversy, football, football controversy, football player, internet backlash, internet outrage, Minecraft, offensive language, public figure, retard, smp, social media, social media backlash, sports, sports controversy

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3090
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decision-making skills.

Our server is home to the biggest based retard in football – yes, you read that right. This player is known for his insane skills on the field and his even crazier antics off the field. Join our SMP to witness his shenanigans firsthand and maybe even challenge him to a game of Minecraft football.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

2025 Financial Collapse Minecraft Server

Anon, BITFUCK, Biz, brain cells, collapse, DEBT, debt crisis, Dollar, Financial, financial collapse, inflation, jeets, market rally, Minecraft, POL, Powell, Prices, Server, shitfuck coins, stock market, student debt, trump

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4864
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Farms Harvested:	990	Votes:	9106
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3328	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of the boring old stock market and Bitfuck prices going full mongoloid on you? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the impending debt crisis that’s looming over the financial world. Our server is like a soft landing for your sanity, with no inflation beast in sight. Forget about those bottom-of-the-barrel shitfuck coins and come join us for some quality meme-filled fun. Who needs daddy Powell when you have a functioning brain cell like yours truly? So come on over and let’s build a virtual world where the only debt crisis is how many diamonds you owe your fellow players.

Old_Fag_2013 Minecraft SMP

2013, altcoins, Blockchain, bullrun, buttcoiner, cowards, crypto community, cryptocurrency, determination, digital assets, Financial Advice, hodl, hodling, investing, long term, market trends, Minecraft, Old_Fag_2013, oldfag, patience, resilience, smp, staying power

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1508
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too scared to take risks and go on epic adventures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

We are currently 6 weeks into the bullrun and let me tell you, things are getting wild! We have insane amounts of diamonds, emeralds, and all the rare resources you could ever dream of. But beware, there are cowards and r/buttcoiners trying to bring us down. But don’t worry, we are strong and will not let them ruin our fun.

Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows what crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next? Don’t be a coward, join us and let’s dominate this bullrun together!

Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Worlds Maintenance, Blue Mage Weeklies, Christmas movie night, Crafty, Crystal Conflict Night, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Divegrass Hell’s Wildcard, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Linkshells, LOTR Marathon, Male Middie Movie Night, MEETUPS, Minecraft, NYE Meetup, Patch 7.15, patch notes, Resources, Server, Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign, Spooky Club, Starlight Celebration, Violent Night

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4370
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that you won’t forget!

Reasons to join: – Patch 7.15 maintenance is just a cover-up for the epic updates we have in store for you. Get ready for some mind-blowing changes! – Our Patch Notes are so crazy, you’ll think you’re reading a fantasy novel. But no, it’s all real and happening on our server! – Starlight Celebration? More like Starlight Party! Join us for the most lit holiday event in Minecraft history. – Need resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got ’em all! And they’re all as rare as a diamond block in the desert. – Meetups? We’ve got ’em all, from Male Middie Movie Night to Violent Night (2022). You won’t find meetups like these anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a Krampus or two along the way!

The Best Crime Films of All Time Minecraft SMP

action, all time, best, BETRAYAL, Classics, crime, crime films, detective, Drama, films, gangster, heist, iconic, investigation, Mafia, Minecraft, murder, must watch, Mystery, organized crime, smp, Suspense, Thriller, Time, top rated

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	New Chunks Explored:	557334
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just build epic structures and mine for diamonds – we create the best crime films of all time! Join us if you want to be a part of crazy heists, epic car chases, and intense shootouts all within the blocky world of Minecraft.

Our server is filled with talented filmmakers who will help you bring your wildest crime film ideas to life. Need a getaway driver for your bank robbery scene? We got you covered. Want to recreate the iconic “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse” scene from The Godfather? We’ll help you build the perfect mafia hideout.

But be warned, the competition is fierce on our server. Rumor has it that the infamous Blockbuster Bandits have been causing chaos, stealing all the best film props and sets for themselves. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic showdown?

So if you’re ready to channel your inner Scorsese and create the ultimate crime film in Minecraft, join us on our server and let the blockbuster madness begin!

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1409
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Super.MineRich.net

Mecha Anime & Tokusatsu Minecraft Server

action, Anime, anime lover, Bonding, Char’s Counterattack, CUDDLE, double feature, dream date, FANTASY, futuristic, giant robots, Girlfriend, Japanese entertainment, Kamen Rider 555, Mecha, mecha anime, Minecraft, movie night, paradise lost, relationship goals, romance, Sci Fi, Server, tokusatsu

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	759
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Votes:	9228
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Come join our Minecraft server and find your perfect mecha anime and tokusatsu-loving girlfriend! Imagine cuddling together while watching Char’s Counterattack and Kamen Rider 555 Paradise Lost on a virtual movie night. Who needs real-life relationships when you can find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and start building your romantic anime paradise!

Leina’s New Design Minecraft SMP

Aesthetic, chic, clothing, critique, design, Designer, fashion, fashion blogger, fashion influencer, fashionista, Leina’s new design, Leinas, Minecraft, MODERN, opinion, Outfit, personal style, review, smp, statement piece, Style, trendy, Unique, Wardrobe

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9659
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Crops Grown:	7666	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86

Oh my Notch, have you seen Leina’s new design on our Minecraft SMP? It’s like she went from a basic dirt house to a freaking castle made out of diamond blocks! And get this, she has a pet dragon that guards her loot! Like, who even has a pet dragon in Minecraft? Only on our server, that’s who!

But that’s not even the best part. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every night in Leina’s base. I heard they have glowstone dance floors and DJ villagers spinning records. It’s lit, literally!

If you want to join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience all the wackiness that goes down, you better hurry up before the Ender Dragon starts moonwalking and the creepers start breakdancing. Trust me, you won’t find a more insane server out there. Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t mess around.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, blocky, brook, carrot, Chopper, comedy, franky, Manga, Minecraft, Mink Tribe, monkey d luffy, Nami, Nico Robin, one piece, Roronoa Zoro, sanji, Server, Straw Hat Pirates, thousand sunny, Tony Tony Chopper, Usopp

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1024
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Villages Defended:	13

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs and giant carrots. They rode a chopper made out of diamonds and carrots, soaring through the sky and battling evil mobs with their trusty carrot sword.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic carrot races, where you ride giant carrots through obstacle courses and compete for the title of Carrot Champion. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground carrot farm where you can grow your own magical carrots with special powers.

So what are you waiting for? Join Chopper & Carrot today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary Golden Carrot hidden somewhere in the depths of our world.

Becky’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft SMP

Adventures, Becky, Beckys, blocky, comfort food, culinary delight, Dark Meat, DELICIOUS, Dinner, dinner time, enjoying, Flavorful, foodie, guilty pleasure, indulgence, juicy, meal prep, mealtime, meat lover, Minecraft, satisfying, Savory, smp, succulent, Tasty

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	210
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mines Excavated:	4209
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and dark meat (not the chicken kind, if you catch our drift). Becky, our resident adventurer, stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and mobs that make the Ender Dragon look like a baby zombie.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. From building giant statues of Steve riding a llama to organizing epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a villager trade, come join us and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even enjoy some dark meat along the way. Just watch out for Becky – rumor has it she’s still hoarding all the diamonds for herself.