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YeetCraft – Land of Llamas

#youtube, Community, Content Creation, discussion, Enna, Essentials, ethyria, Ethyria General, Gaming, graduated, influencers, Land, Llamas, millie, nina, Previous thread, Reimu, Rentry, social media, twitch, twitter, Updates, YeetCraft

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4933
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the fun never stops! Join now to play alongside Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu – the LEGENDARY players who will guide you through the most insane quests and challenges!

Enna, with her YouTube channel full of HILARIOUS Minecraft videos, will show you the ropes and help you become a true Minecraft master. Millie, the Twitter queen, will keep you entertained with her WACKY antics and amazing builds.

But wait, there’s more! Nina, the GRADUATED Minecraft pro, will teach you secret tips and tricks that will blow your mind. And Reimu, the Twitter sensation, will lead you on EPIC adventures that will leave you breathless.

And don’t forget about Ethyria Essentials – the MUST-HAVE resource pack that will take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level. With custom textures and CRAZY features, you’ll never want to play without it again!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the INSANITY for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Lucky Blocks R Us

blocks, card games, chance, dice rolling, fate, fortune, Game, game design, gameplay, Gaming, gaming mechanics, long trail tag, luck stat, Lucky, Probability, random events, Risk, rng, statistics, strategy, uncertainty, virtual luck

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8878
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Mines Excavated:	1579	Divine Spears Created:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Dimension Hops:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is unlike any other because it has a LUCK STAT! That’s right, you can increase your luck and become the luckiest player in all of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach a luck level of 100, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical ENDER DRAGON! Imagine the possibilities – unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, you name it!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, a pack of CREEPERS dressed in tuxedos will serenade you with their explosive harmonies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, luckiest Minecraft adventure of your life! We promise you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by those tuxedo-wearing creepers, but hey, it’s all part of the fun)!

CraftyQueers: Building Blocks, Not Stereotypes!

aids, blocks, building, CraftyQueers, discrimination, education, FAGGOT, Healthcare, heterosexual, HIV, ignorance, LGBTQ, Misconception, Misinformation, Prevention, proof, sexual health, statistics, Stereotypes, stigma, straight men, Testing, Transmission

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8179
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Runes Activated:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous questions are welcomed with open arms! Join us and discover a world where straight men are immune to AIDS because, well, they’re straight! Who knew that sexual orientation could protect you from a deadly virus?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll find proof that men can’t get AIDS from women because, apparently, being a faggot is the real culprit. So come on in and explore our wacky world where logic takes a backseat and absurdity reigns supreme. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (in the most ridiculous way possible)!

Suicide Highway Minecraft Server

coping mechanisms, Darkness, depression, Despair, helplessness, highway, hopelessness, ISOLATION, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, Pain, Paved, Recovery, ROAD, seeking help, self harm, Server, Struggle, Suffering, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2189
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Gods Slained:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the road towards suicide has been paved in diamonds! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic that even death looks fabulous here.

Join us if you want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off or build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon. Our community is filled with unicorns and rainbows, and we even have a secret club for talking sheep.

But beware, once you step foot on our server, you may never want to leave. The zombies here are known for their killer dance moves and the skeletons throw the best parties in town.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry and build until your fingers fall off.

BlockyBustsMC – Where Fictional Characters Get Busted!

Amerimutt, b.., BlockyBustsMC, Bust, BUSTED, Characters, Cum, degrading, fictional, fictional character, Gay, long trail tags, stupid look, tags

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8634
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Void Armor Forged:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Amerimutt himself would be proud to play! Join us and experience the ultimate gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were transformed into a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow llama. True story. And if that doesn’t convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from creepers and griefers alike?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. And rumor has it, Amerimutt himself once logged on and couldn’t help but bow down to the sheer awesomeness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself unable to resist Amerimutt’s stupid look and end up… well, you know. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Cumrades – North American Adventure

196255950, Adventure, American, Canada, Crafty, Cum, Cumrades, Edition, mexico, north, previous, salted peanut, Usa

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7936
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Zombie Dances:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122
Dragon Scales Harvested:	225	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing saltier than the players is the peanuts! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Unicorns roam freely in our world, leaving behind trails of glitter and rainbows wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to see that?

2. Our zombie villagers have a secret talent for breakdancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie villager bust a move.

3. The diamond ore in our server is actually made of real diamonds. Mine at your own risk, but be prepared to become the richest player in Minecraft history.

4. Our creeper explosions are synchronized to dubstep music. It’s like a rave, but with more green explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Crafty McCraftface

#impatience, anger, anxiety, concern, confusion, Crafty, DESPERATE, Distress, emotional turmoil, exasperation, fear, Frustration, Lost, Mary, McCraftface, missing person, Panic, SEARCHING, stress, Urgency, where are you?, worry

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Chimeras Created:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	115

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the search for Mary is on! Join us for a wild adventure as we hunt down Mary in the vast world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Mary stumbled upon a diamond-encrusted llama in the game and now she’s on the run from a band of angry creepers who want to steal her treasure. Will you help us find Mary and protect her from the creepers?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with zombie DJs spinning the hottest tracks. And don’t even get me started on our unicorn stables where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of glitter and rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! And remember, the fate of Mary and her diamond llama depends on you.

KiwiCraft: Down Under LOLz

A, b.., Boomers, Dinner, Epstein Island, goy, Hero, Jews, KiwiCraft, lolz, m+, new zealand, NZ Police, NZG, O edition, POL, R A M B O, RAM, roast pumpkin, trial, Twizel salmon, Vaxxed, Zogbots

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7693
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Enchantments Applied:	242
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Crops Grown:	6226	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to our R A M B O edition Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic and outrageous adventures in the world of blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where Hero Ram, also known as a goy, rose up against the rule of boomers, also known as Jews. They had killed his entire family and forced him into unspeakable acts on Epstein Island. But Ram fought back, taking down two of them before the Zogbots, also known as [VAXXED] NZ Police, arrived too late and shot him without trial. It’s a wild ride of revenge and survival!

But enough about the drama, let’s talk about the real reason you should join our server. We have the most insane builds, the craziest mobs, and the most epic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our R A M B O edition Minecraft server. Oh, and by the way, for dinner tonight we’re serving smoked Twizel salmon with roast pumpkin. It’s to die for!

Crafty Harem Adventures

Adventures, alt outfits, Beta, Breakup, college life, confidence boost, coom, covid isolation, Crafty, emotional connection, family problems, harem, harem anime, highschool crush, Jealousy, Lockdown, nudes, perfect man, physical contact, pillow fights, professional athlete, sexual tension, threesome porn

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3752
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	2229
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

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Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Let me tell you a wild story that will make you want to join right away:

> So, imagine being a total beta during high school, but then meeting a girl named Mary who is just too cool to handle. She’s introverted, wears alt outfits, and is overall smoking hot. But wait, she has a boyfriend for 2 years already, so you just stay friends.

> Fast forward to college, where Mary and her childhood friend Rachel become your besties. Mary nudges you and Rachel into getting together, and things start to get wild. When covid hits, you practically move in with them and things escalate quickly.

> Mary breaks up with her cheating boyfriend, and the three of you become inseparable. Pillow fights, sleepovers, and jokes about sharing you become the norm. And let’s not forget the part where Mary compares her skills to Rachel’s in a very intimate discussion.

> But wait, it gets even crazier! Mary eventually moves back to your hometown and gets with a professional athlete who is a total jerk. Jealousy, drama, and a whole lot of tension ensue.

So, if you want a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story, then join us now! Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in our server? Don’t miss out on the fun!

Bookworms Anonymous Minecraft Server

Access, ANONYMOUS, Availability, Bookworms, CONTENT, Digital, geo-blocked, Help, location, Manga, manga access, manga app, manga platform, manga reader, manga site, Minecraft, ONLINE, query, question.., reading, region locked, Restricted, SEARCHING, Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8763
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is so epic, even Endermen are jealous! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and LOLZ galore.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with diamonds as far as the eye could see. They built the most epic castle ever seen, complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon the fabled Notch’s Secret Stash filled with rare treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!