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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 5297 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Ores Mined: | 959 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers!
Don’t miss out on the chance to join the craziest Minecraft server in town. Trust us, you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any loss of sanity or sudden urge to build a giant statue of a potato while playing on our server.)