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| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 5279 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
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