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CrudeCraft: India’s 2nd Oil Importer

2nd, Asia, billion, China, crude, CrudeCraft, dollars, economic relations, Economy, ENERGY, ENERGY MARKET, global trade, Import, importer, India, Indias, largest importer, market, Oil, OIL INDUSTRY, Partnership, Russian oil, Trade

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4730
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mines Excavated:	3468	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	14

Yo, listen up, gamers! This server is like the India of Minecraft servers – the second biggest importer of Russian oil after China! We’ve got $2.8 billion worth of crude gameplay waiting for you to dive into! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans as we mine, build, and conquer our way to victory! Who needs diamonds when you’ve got oil, amirite? So come on, join the fun and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

McEvolution Turf Wars: Where pixels get serious (but not too serious)

25th, 4PM, AUGUST, Cash, Discord, est, Event, Friends, Join, McEvolution, Minecraft, Network, org, pixels, player, Prize, Server, Sunday, TEAM, Tournament, Turf, turf wars, Wars

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3088
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Void Gems Collected:	36	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Falling into the Void:	0

Minecraft Server: mcevolution.org

Overview:

Date	Time	Event	Prize
August 25th	4pm EST	80 Player Turf Wars Tournament	Cash prize for winning team

Discord:

Join our Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/zbjQ29dgQj

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How many players can participate in the tournament?	80 players
What is the prize for the winning team?	Cash prize made up of $1 for every player that joins the event
How many players are in a team?	Teams of 5
Can I bring my friends to participate?	Yes, bring your friends to form a team

VirginityCraft Minecraft Server

care, Communication, Connection, desire, FANTASY, femneet, fren, incel, Intimacy, Introvert, Minecraft, neighbor, ONLINE, r9k, RAGE, relationship, Server, sexual exploration, Shy.., Support, Understanding, VIRGINITY, VirginityCraft

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5050
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Falling into the Void:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Are you tired of dealing with incel rage in real life? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can take care of all your incel rage problems in a safe and virtual environment. Our community is filled with femneets who are ready to take on any incel that comes their way. So come join us and let’s show those incels who’s boss!

Minecraft SMP: /LOL/ – Lava Obsidian Legends

A1111, AI boorus, amd, catbox, Character LORAs, ComfyUI, controlnet, Discord, Forge, inpaint, lava, Legends, lol, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, obsidian, Openpose editor extension, PDXL Prompt Guide, PonyXL style research spreadsheet, Prompt metadata, Reforge, SDG, smp, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis, webUI extension, Ye Olde mon edition

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7699
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Farms Harvested:	746

Welcome to Ye Olde mon edition, the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so legendary that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! 2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and make you invincible for 24 hours! 3. The villagers in our server are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells and turning creepers into harmless bunnies! 4. Our server has a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond sword that shoots fireballs! 5. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland with floating islands and talking animals!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience!

MomEnabler Minecraft Server

abusive brother, childhood trauma, confronting family members, dealing with past trauma, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, emotional trauma, enabler, enabling behavior, family conflict, Family issues, Gaslighting, Minecraft, MomEnabler, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s denial, seeking validation, Server, sibling abuse, sibling rivalry, speaking out against abuse, standing up for yourself, toxic family dynamics

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8703
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Alien Abductions:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera, guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets, just like the ones my mom conveniently left out when she told her friends about me calling her an enabler. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

And if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a crime show, you’ll fit right in. Just like how my brother got away with every crime he ever committed – except on our server, there’s no getting away with anything!

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is my family dynamics. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed!

NoThanksGiving2021

Break, Burnout, Chaos, compromise, Experience, family, Gathering, holiday, Hosting, NoThanksGiving2021, Organizing, Planning, potluck, PRESSURE, responsibilities, selfish, sisters, Tension, Thanksgiving, tradition, Understanding

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3846
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

Are you tired of being the designated Thanksgiving host every year? Do you want to pass on the turkey and stuffing duties to someone else for a change? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We offer a virtual Thanksgiving experience like no other, where you can let someone else take the reins and enjoy a stress-free holiday.

Join our server and let your sisters duke it out over who has to host this year. Watch as they argue and accuse each other of being selfish, all while you sit back and relax in the comfort of your own Minecraft world. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all play out in the pixelated paradise of our server?

Plus, we have a special Thanksgiving potluck event where you can bring your favorite virtual dishes to share with your Minecraft family. Let’s see who can craft the most delicious pumpkin pie or roast the tastiest virtual turkey!

So, if you’re ready to take a break from hosting Thanksgiving in real life and dive into a world of hilarious family dynamics and virtual feasts, join our server today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to settle the hosting debate once and for all…in Minecraft, of course.

AnimalShapeshift Minecraft SMP

animal, AnimalShapeshift, Creature, dream, dream animal, FANTASY, freedom, imagination, Metamorphosis, Minecraft, mystical, Mythical, mythical creature, Nature, power, shape shifter, smp, spirit animal, Supernatural, transform, transformation, Wild, wish fulfillment

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2381
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Crops Grown:	7385
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of being stuck as a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into any animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the forests? Done. How about a fire-breathing dragon terrorizing villages? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless, so join now and let your inner animal run wild!

UkraineCraft: From Underdog to Overlord

annexation, Conflict, defense tactics, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, historical context, international relations, Invasion, land control, military aggression, military strategy, Overlord, political turmoil, power dynamics, regional influence, russia, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, Underdog, War

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8318
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate battle between Ukraine and Russia…in blocks! Join us as we reenact the epic showdown that led to Ukraine invading Russia and taking over their land. Will you fight for Mother Russia or join forces with Ukraine in this wacky alternate universe? Build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer territories in the most absurd way possible. Who knew a game about blocks could lead to such a wild geopolitical simulation? Join now and witness the chaos unfold in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral talks, Conflict Resolution, cross-border relations, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, government statements, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, military maneuvers, military presence, Minecraft, peace negotiations, political tensions, regional stability, russia, security concerns, Server, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Zelenskiy

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7166
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	7060	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

come join our minecraft server where ukraine is taking over russia’s kursk region!!! zelenskiy is leading the charge and we need all the players we can get to help us conquer this virtual land!!! fight alongside zelenskiy and show russia who’s boss in this epic battle for dominance!!! join now for a chance to win exclusive in-game rewards and bragging rights for being part of the most epic minecraft server takeover ever!!! don’t miss out on the action, join now!!!

UkraineCraft: No Storm Shadow Bans!

arms control, Ban, Bans, boris johnson, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global security, government intervention., international relations, lifting ban, military strike, missile banlift., missile technology, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia, Shadow, Storm, Storm Shadow missiles, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4463
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Farms Harvested:	267
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, the craziest place ever! We got llamas riding pigs, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers selling diamond armor for dirt cheap!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Boris Johnson himself tried to join, but we had to tell him to chill because he kept trying to ban Ukraine from using Storm Shadow missiles to strike targets in Russia. Like, bro, we’re just here to build epic castles and mine for diamonds, not start World War III!

So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen stealing blocks from your builds… they’re the real troublemakers around here.