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Hopeless Romantics Minecraft Server

bittersweet, Cupid De Locke, Despair, emotional, feelings, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, hopeless, Hopeless Romantic, Humiliating, longing, love, Melancholy, Minecraft, Music, PAINFUL, relationships, Romanticism, Romantics, Server, smashing pumpkins, unrequited love, Zero

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2377
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is like a Creeper explosion – unexpected and potentially devastating! Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like listening to Smashing Pumpkins. But instead of feeling lovey-dovey, get ready to feel the pain and humiliation of being blown up by a Creeper while mining for diamonds.

Forget about Cupid De Locke, on our server, love is more like Zero – constantly trying to survive and rebuild after each heartbreak. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast doing it!

So come on over and join us for a crazy fun time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places – like a hidden chest full of enchanted gear!

Did They Minecraft SMP

Did they, did they actually, did they genuinely, did they honestly, did they truly, doubt, inquiry, long tail tags: did they really, Minecraft, smp, speculation Did they, tags: questioning, uncertainty, y’know

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Buildings Constructed:	33	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. And did they… y’know? Oh yes, they did! The drama is real and the gossip is juicy on our server.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to mysterious dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And don’t even get me started on the pranks that players pull on each other – let’s just say that TNT is involved more often than not.

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your gaming life!

Bread Sucks Minecraft Server

Angry, bad bread, Bakery, baking, Bread, carbs, criticism, diet, DISRESPECTFUL, DOUGH, Food, Frustration, gluten, homemade bread, insult, Minecraft, Nono, offensive, Rude, Server, SUCKS, Unhealthy, Yeast

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3010
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Love Letters Sent:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Votes:	5025	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that will make you say “Fuck your bread Nono! Your bread sucks!!” Our bread is so delicious, it will make you question all other bread in the game. Join us for the best bread experience of your virtual life!

BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

Anime, BlockyBanter, coping mechanisms, dark themes, depression, emotional turmoil, fictional characters, Haibane Tomo, Inner Demons, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, psychological struggles, seeking help, self harm, self-destructive behavior, smp, stigma, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, support systems

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	648
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Animals Bred:	113
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Dragons Tamed:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Emeralds Found:	1138
Love Letters Sent:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Welcome to the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill as long as you don’t try to ride them.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Creepers doing the electric slide? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold.

3. Our admin team consists of a group of sentient potatoes who communicate through interpretive dance. They may not be the most efficient at solving problems, but they sure know how to bust a move.

4. Legend has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant squid who’s a master of karaoke.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ demands for more diamonds). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

What is the IP for Caedrel Minecraft Server?

caedrel, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3010
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Buildings Constructed:	48
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Caedrel is a professional League of Legends player hailing from the United Kingdom. He currently plays as a mid laner for Excel Esports in the LEC. Caedrel is known for his versatile champion pool, exceptional mechanical skills, and strong shot-calling abilities. He has established himself as a key player in the European League of Legends scene and continues to impress fans and critics alike with his performances on the Rift.

Perfect Survival Without PVP Minecraft Server

16 chunks, Build warps, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Develop yourself, Donation statuses, Game Currency, Honest survival, Huge worlds, Low donations, no fly, No GOD, No OP, No pvp, No Wipes, Open stores, Perfect Survival, Private land, Russian translation, Web map

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	464
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players.

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 16 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

x.StoryMine.ru

TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol-induced, completion, Drunk, drunk behavior, drunk consequences, drunk decisions, drunk habits, drunk issues, drunk problems, drunk regrets, drunk struggles, Impaired, inebriated, intoxicated, Masturbation, Minecraft, self pleasure, Server, sexual frustration, TipsyCraft, too drunk, unable to finish

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4524
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7397
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, PixelatedPals, smp, Yes please Request Polite Agree Approval Consent Affirmative Acceptance Willingness Permission Approval granted Positive response Agreement Assent Approval given Okay Fine Sure Absolutely Certainly

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4617
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of grass to build on? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself surrounded by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Why are they dancing, you ask? Because our server has a strict dress code for all animals and they’re just trying to impress the sheep with their fancy footwork.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly llama racing tournaments where players ride their trusty llamas through obstacle courses filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Latin Block Party Minecraft Server

American whites, BLOCK, concept of bleaching, ethnicity, Identity, ITALIANS, latin, Latin Americans, Minecraft, Party, Race, racial classification, racial discrimination, racial diversity, Racial equality, racial hierarchy, racial identity, racial justice, racial prejudice, racial privilege, racial representation, racial stereotypes, Server, social constructs, whiteness

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1473
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Void Gems Collected:	33	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4490
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the whiteness of Latin Americans is as confusing as trying to find a creeper in a field of sheep! We promise you’ll have a blast trying to navigate through our wacky world filled with Italian mobs that may or may not be considered white.

Join us and witness the epic battles between American whites and Latin Americans as they try to determine who is the true whitest of them all. Will the concept of bleaching come into play? Who knows, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining server out there!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and laugh your way through our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who needs logic when you have this level of insanity? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

””/Brit/”” Minecraft SMP

apples, autumn, Brit, British, crunchy, DELICIOUS, fiber, Food, Fruit, Harvest, Healthy Eating, juicy, local produce, Minecraft, Orchard, organic, red, seasonal fruits, smp, snack, SWEET, United Kingdom, vitamin C

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2076
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Are you tired of boring old green apples in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we only have RED APPLES! That’s right, no more settling for basic fruit colors, we’ve got the most vibrant and delicious red apples you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Red Apple Gang, a group of players who have sworn to protect the sacred red apples at all costs. Join us and become a member of this elite group, fighting off any green apple lovers who dare to challenge us.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret red apple hidden somewhere on the server that grants the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this juicy treasure?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the red apples are ripe for the picking and adventure awaits around every corner!