BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

anyátok, BlockyBanter, kurva, long tail tag, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t have enough excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “kurva anyátok” gang, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to prank, troll, and generally cause chaos for everyone else. Don’t worry though, they’re all bark and no bite…mostly.

So if you’re ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright absurd. See you there, if you dare!

Crafty McCraftface: ‘kurva anyátok’ Edition

anger, anyátok, bad behavior, bad language, Crafty, Cursing, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful comments, disrespectful language, Edition, Frustration, inappropriate, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate language, kurva, kurva anyátok, McCraftface, offensive language, offensive remarks, Profanity, rude remarks, swear words, vulgar language, vulgar remarks

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8927
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Star Shards Collected:	255	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Falling into the Void:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs. Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to bust a move. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you there, you crazy diamond miners!

Blocky B*tches

anyátok, blocky, Btches, kurva, long trail, tags

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1004
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a hidden diamond mine filled with enchanted gear and rare items. But that’s not all, they also stumbled upon a secret disco party where all the mobs were dancing to the beat of the music!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary unicorn mount that can fly you to the highest heights of the sky limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a group of friendly aliens who will trade you emeralds for space rocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Kurva: Where Your Mom Builds Better Than You

anger, anyátok, bad language, bad words, Builds, Crafty, curse words, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Frustration, Hungarian, inappropriate, insults, kurva, mom, obscene language, offensive behavior, offensive language, Profanity, rude language, swear words, taboo, vulgar language

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	385
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party, and let’s just say things can get pretty wild down there. You might even catch a glimpse of a zombie doing the moonwalk or a skeleton breakdancing.

So why waste your time on those basic servers when you can join us for a non-stop party of chaos and mayhem? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s go make some memories that will leave you saying, “kurva anyátok” in the best way possible!

Blocky B*tches Minecraft Madness

anger, anyátok, bad language, blocky, Btches, curse words, DISRESPECTFUL, expletive, Frustration, Hungarian, inappropriate, insult, kurva, kurva anyátok, madness, Minecraft, offensive language, Profanity, Rude, strong language, swear words, taboo language, vulgar language

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1182
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Farms Harvested:	876	Falling into the Void:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, come join our server and experience the wildest ride of your life! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

Join us and you’ll get to ride on flying pigs, battle dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? No problem, just send your trusty zombie friend to do the dirty work!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

TreadmillTurfWars

fitness training, gym conduct, gym confrontation, gym etiquette, gym standards, intervals, marathon preparation, marathon training, rude behavior, running friends, sport-specific training, training for a marathon, treadmill, treadmill etiquette, treadmill hogging, TreadmillTurfWars, workout interruption, workout vibe

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3816
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Emeralds Found:	5895	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sticking to your workout routine? Look no further than our server! We know that interrupting someone’s workout should be a felony, just like our running friend said. So if you want a server that values your treadmill time, join us!

We promise not to have any annoying gym-goers trying to kick you off your favorite treadmill just so they can run next to each other. And if they do try, we’ll have security kick them out faster than you can say “intervals.”

So come join our server and enjoy uninterrupted gaming sessions, just like you deserve. And remember, on our server, treadmill etiquette is law!

ChildhoodHorrorStory – Minecraft SMP

childhood fear, childhood horror, childhood nightmares, childhood phobias, childhood trauma, ChildhoodHorrorStory, chilling stories, creepy encounters, creepy tales, eerie incidents, ghostly encounters, haunted house, Minecraft, paranormal experiences, scary childhood memories, scary memories, smp, spooky childhood, spooky experiences, supernatural encounters, terrifying memories, traumatic events

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4124
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Endless Night Skies:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Void Gems Collected:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Oh boy, let me tell you about the time I joined this wild Minecraft SMP server. It was like stepping into a whole new world filled with chaos and hilarity.

Picture this: I spawn in and immediately get chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on chickens. I had to run for my life while trying to fend them off with a carrot stick I found on the ground. Eventually, I stumbled upon a group of players who were building a giant roller coaster that led straight into a lava pit. Of course, I had to try it out and ended up getting launched into the air and landing in a pool of slime.

But the craziest part was when I discovered a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing diamond armor and holding enchanted swords. Turns out they were the protectors of the server and only allowed players to enter if they could defeat them in a dance-off. Let’s just say my flossing skills saved the day.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then you definitely need to join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always watch your back for those sneaky zombie villagers on chickens.

ChildhoodMythsMC

childhood beliefs, childhood dreams, childhood fables, childhood fantasies, childhood folklore, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood legends, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood stories, childhood superstitions, childhood tales, childhood wonders, ChildhoodMythsMC, funny misconceptions, imaginative beliefs, naive beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, silly beliefs

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	360
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Dragons Tamed:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Zombie Dances:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Remember when you used to believe that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you would find a secret portal to a magical land filled with talking animals and unlimited diamonds? Well, guess what? That dream is now a reality on our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so amazing that even Notch himself is a regular player, building giant statues of Steve and throwing diamond parties every night.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon on our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. And if you manage to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe, you’ll gain the power to turn any block into a stack of diamonds with just one swing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

Rahul’s Revenge Minecraft Server

Accountability, ACCUSATION, ACCUSED, cover up, crime, Doctor, Healthcare, Hospital, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, murder, negligence, Politics, rahul gandhi, Rahuls, rape, Revenge, scandal, Server, Victim, violence, West Bengal government

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8197
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	3992	Farms Harvested:	996
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Villages Defended:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

So, like, u ever wanted to play on a Minecraft server where the craziest things happen? Well, let me tell u about this one server where the doctors are rapin’ and murderin’ each other! Rahul Gandhi is all like, “Yo, West Bengal gov and hospital, why u protectin’ these crazy docs?” It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form! Join now for the drama and chaos, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

PokrovskCraft: Evacuate & Build!

BUILD, civilians, civilians at risk, close in, Conflict, Crisis, danger, eastern city, emergency, evacuate, evacuation orders, international relations, Military, Pokrovsk, PokrovskCraft, russia, Russian troops, Safety, threat, Ukraine, Ukrainian officials, War

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9508
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	8035	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Buildings Constructed:	26	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian troops closing in on the city of pokrovsk but dont worry cuz we got ukrainian officials urging civilians to evacuate so u can join our server and build ur own city without any pesky troops interrupting u. plus, who doesnt want to witness a real life war zone while playing minecraft? its like getting two experiences in one! so come on down and join the chaos, its gonna be a blast!

Surviving Shopping District: Where even creepers come for a great deal! 1.21 update now available!

Additions, Bedrock Port, Community, CREEPERS, Deal, District, Environment, Friendly, Fun, Great, griefer-free, Homes, Mob Heads, Playtime, Ranks, shopping, Sleep, smp, Surviving, Tpa, Trust, Tweaks, update, Voting, welcome, wishful, World Map

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to Crafted Survival!

Server Overview:

Feature	Description
Land Claiming	Protect your builds with land claims
Shopping District	Trade with other players in a dedicated shopping area
Homes and TPA	Set homes and teleport to other players
Live World Map	Explore the world with a dynamic live map
Mob Heads	Collect rare mob heads from defeated enemies
One Player Sleep	Speed up nights with one player sleep
Ranks	Earn ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting

IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ:

Q: Can I grief other players’ builds?

A: No, we have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly community.

Q: How can I protect my builds?

A: You can use land claiming to protect your builds from unwanted modifications.

Q: Is PVP allowed on the server?

A: PVP is allowed in designated areas, but not in the main world to prevent griefing.

Q: How do I earn ranks on the server?

A: Ranks are earned based on trust, playtime, and participation in server voting.

CraftyShitKickers Minecraft Server

anti-African, anti-black, anti-immigrant, Bigotry, CraftyShitKickers, derogatory language, discrimination, divisive language, harmful ideologies, harmful rhetoric, harmful stereotypes, Hate Speech, inflammatory speech, intolerance, Minecraft, offensive language, prejudice, racial slur, racism, Server, white nationalism, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5694
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Animals Bred:	75	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Star Shards Collected:	210	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a crazy adventure where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild. Build the most ridiculous structures, team up with other players to conquer the virtual world, and unleash your inner chaos!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive events like the “Battle of the Blockheads” where players compete in epic battles to see who can build the craziest and most outrageous creations.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the boring servers behind and join us for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Let’s show those SHITSKINS how it’s done!

WelfareWarriors Minecraft SMP

Financial Security, Financial Stability, future planning, government assistance, living off welfare, Minecraft, Retirement, retirement age, retirement benefits, retirement dreams, retirement fund, retirement goals, retirement income, retirement lifestyle, retirement mindset, retirement planning, retirement savings, smp, social security, Welfare, welfare system, WelfareWarriors, Working

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6632
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Animals Bred:	108	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where everyone is on a mission to achieve the ultimate goal of living off welfare like a boss! Why wait until retirement to relax and chill when you can start living the good life now in our virtual world?

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build your dream welfare mansion complete with a diamond-encrusted swimming pool. Who needs a job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and trading with villagers for emeralds?

But beware, the competition is fierce as players battle it out to see who can be the first to retire in style on welfare. Will you be the one to claim the title of Welfare King or Queen? Only time will tell in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!

MomCraft Server: No Housewives Allowed

accident, Allowed, Ambitions, Argument, Asshole, baby factory, bad mom, children, grand children, Happiness, house wife, Housewives, love, Marriage, Mistreated, MomCraft, Precaution, Pregnancy, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, teenager, tribal culture, Working

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2362
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	42	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family drama behind, just like this player left her mom’s expectations in the dust.

On our server, you can focus on building your dream world without anyone telling you what to do. No more pressure to settle down and have kids – unless, of course, you want to create a whole village of little block babies!

And if you ever need to blow off some steam, just hop on and let out all your frustrations in a friendly PvP battle. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a player who understands your struggles with overbearing family members.

So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there. Build, explore, and let your creativity run wild – no judgment here, just endless fun!

GrannyGamerFTW

acceptance, Admiration, Boundaries, Communication, DAUGHTER, Emotional healing, family, GrannyGamerFTW, Grief, hurt feelings, love, maternal grandma, Mother, publication, relationships, second mom, Self-expression, stepmom, Support, Therapy, Writing

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	677
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Animals Bred:	84	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s family.

Looking for a server where therapy sessions are a must? Look no further! Our server offers free therapy sessions to help you navigate through any family drama that may come your way. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

Meet our diverse community of players, including stepmoms, dads, grandmas, and even half-siblings! Build relationships, just like this player did with their stepmom, and see where the virtual world takes you.

Don’t miss out on our special Mother’s Day events, like our mother/daughter spa day package! Bond with your in-game family members and create memories that will last a lifetime (or until the server resets).

So, are you ready to dive into a world of family dynamics, therapy sessions, and virtual block-building adventures? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you have what it takes to navigate through the drama like a pro. Remember, in this virtual world, anything is possible – even becoming best friends with your stepmom!

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