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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 5044 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 82 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Zombie Dances: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Reasons to join: 1. We have a thriving community where microwaves are considered sacred. 2. Build your own virtual microwave empire and assert your dominance. 3. Experience the thrill of unexpected breakups and microwave thefts. 4. Who needs love when you have a trusty microwave by your side? 5. Join now and never have to ask your significant other if they want the microwave again!
Don’t miss out on all the microwave madness, join our server today!