But wait, there’s more! The Dolphins are uncertain if Thompson, Boyle, or Huntley will start at QB against the Titans on Monday Night Football, and veteran Bengals OT Trent Brown is out for the rest of the 2024 season with a knee injury. Can you handle the madness and chaos of our Minecraft SMP? Join now for a wild ride unlike any other!
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Minecraft SMP: /NFL/ Go Bills Edition
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no drama or excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft world where Brett Favre reveals his Parkinson’s diagnosis during a congressional hearing, Aaron Rodgers rips his teammate’s agent over an anonymous quote, and Jack Jones defends himself from “business decision” comments by Antonio Pierce. -
Minecraft SMP: /nfl/ General FIGHT! Edition
Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP server out there! We’ve got more drama than an NFL game, with players getting X-rays on their ankles (but don’t worry, they’re negative), MCL sprains left and right, and QBs undergoing MRIs like it’s a routine check-up.Join us and be the first player to have 20+ diamond blocks, three enchanted swords, and a parrot named Brian Callahan. We stick with our starting QBs like glue, just like the Titans sticking with Will Levis (sorry, Sam Darnold).
Jerry Jones may have no regrets about not signing Derrick Henry, but you’ll regret not joining our server when you see Cowboys players talking about playing “little league football” and accusing other teams of playing dirty.
But don’t worry, we’ve got the GOAT Sean Payton on our side, hyping up players like Bo Nix and making sure everyone knows that Skylar Thompson’s chest injury won’t hold him back from dominating the game.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your Minecraft skills while we cheer on the Rams (because who needs Patrick Mahomes when you’ve got a diamond sword?) Go Rams!
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CuckCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being ruled by globohomo overlords? Are you sick of being pegged by redit-tier cucks? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the fake drone strikes and take control of your own destiny! Build your own empire, fight off zombie hordes, and uncover the truth behind the mysterious desert drone strikes. Join now and show those globohomo leaders who’s boss! -
LazyMinerMC SMP
Are you tired of adulting and just want to play Minecraft all day instead? Do you dream of finding a sugar daddy in the game who will shower you with diamonds and emeralds while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft gold digger, building your way to the top while charming all the rich players with your virtual cooking and cleaning skills. Who needs a real job when you can live the high life in the game, am I right?
So come on, ditch the responsibilities of the real world and join us in our crazy Minecraft adventure where anything is possible – even finding love and financial support in the pixelated world. Trust us, it’s way more fun than adulting!
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DadDramaCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your parents’ divorces? Look no further than our server! We promise no crazy step-siblings trying to force a relationship with you. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and explore without any unwanted family drama following you around.Join us and leave the real-life chaos behind. Who needs a step-mom trying to guilt trip you into being a big brother to her kids when you can join our server and be the master of your own virtual world? Say goodbye to awkward family encounters at vending machines and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your escape from reality!
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TigerCraft: 250% More Fun!
endangered tiger, conservation efforts, tiger conservation, tiger population increase, tiger population boostOMG GUYS, U NEED TO JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT TIGERS, YES TIGERS IN MINECRAFT! WE GOT SO MANY TIGERS, THEY MULTIPLYIN LIKE CRAZY, 250% INCREASE, YO. COME HANG OUT WITH OUR TIGER ARMY, THEY’LL HELP U FIGHT OFF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. PLUS, WE GOT TIGER RIDES, YEAH, U CAN RIDE A TIGER AROUND DA MAP LIKE A BOSS. SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR? JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF DA TIGER REVOLUTION! ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ฎ #TIGERPOWER #MINECRAFTSAFARI -
VaxCraft: Heart Attacks & Strokes Edition
join dis epic minecraft server, where u can build ur own virtual world and escape from the real world where heart attacks and strokes are lurking around every corner. on dis server, u will be protected by the power of the COVID-19 vaccine, which will make u 10% less likely to suffer from arterial thrombosis like heart attacks and strokes.imagine building a castle with ur friends while knowing that u are safer from deadly diseases than ever before. u can mine for diamonds and fight off creepers without worrying about your health because the vaccine has got u covered. so come join us on this server and experience a world where the only thing u need to worry about is whether u have enough torches to light up ur mine. trust us, it’s a game-changer!
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Abyss Network
Welcome to the Abyss Network! Online 24/7!
A Fun, Simple, NON-P2W Server Network!
With Games such as: 1. Survival, 2. Skyblock, 3. ApocolypZe (DayZ) *unreleased*.
Join today for a fun, and simple experience!!
abyssnetwork.co:25606
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CrystalClub
CrystalClub
Welcome to CrystalClub, our server is designed to offer a diverse and immersive experience for players of all skill levels. Hereโs what you can expect:
Survival World: Explore a vast, dynamic world with custom biomes and challenging dungeons. Gather resources, build your base, and survive against the elements and hostile mobs.
Anti-Griefing: Our server features robust anti-griefing measures to keep your builds safe. Enjoy peace of mind while you create and explore.
crystalclub.mywire.org:25584
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Xapros SMP: Where we accidentally set the world on fire and call it an event!
About Us:
We have holiday themed events every few months filled with minigames and collectable items! We’re whitelist only so no dealing with random rogue players ๐ We have 5-15 different players who log on daily We always have many new people, so no matter the age of our world, you’ll never be behind! Zero lag and 24/7 uptime We’re a no reset server so your base will always be saved no matter how inactive you are No land claims, tps or any immersion breaking mods that take you out of the vanilla feeling Strict rules against stealing/hacking/griefing! Some of our builds: https://imgur.com/a/R8w0cZ9
Join the discord to apply! https://discord.com/invite/NeekSj856k
FAQs
Question Answer How often are holiday themed events held? Every few months How many players log on daily? 5-15 players Is the server whitelist only? Yes, no random rogue players Are there any immersion breaking mods? No, no land claims, tps, or mods that take you out of the vanilla feeling What are the rules against? Stealing, hacking, and griefing