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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 2568 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 123 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 13 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Join us if you want to witness a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who is rumored to challenge players to epic dance battles for rare loot.
So why is this faggot not fired yet? Because he’s the mastermind behind all the chaos and hilarity on our server! Join now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for the exploding chickens… they’re everywhere.