and get this, one time, a player found a magical portal that led to a land made entirely of candy! like, whoa, right?
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so, like, come join us on this server, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops!
build your own wacky creations, battle epic monsters, and team up with other players to conquer the land! but be warned, things can get pretty wild around here. one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the entire server! it took a team of brave players armed with nothing but pickaxes and courage to defeat it.
so if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, join us today! who needs normal when you can have outrageous? come be a part of the madness!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja sheep who will protect you from any creepers that dare to come near you. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and golden apples just waiting to be plundered by brave adventurers like yourself.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic ruler who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And trust us, this chicken has some serious moves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Remember, on our server, anything is possible. Just don’t forget to shout “Za dom spremni!” before you log in for extra luck and protection.
but wait, there’s more! we also have a haunted mansion where u can battle spooky ghosts and zombies! and if u make it out alive, u’ll be rewarded with a golden pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one hit!
plus, our server is so lit that even the State Department is talking about it! they said it’s the best place to be if u wanna escape the global rise in antisemitism. so come join us and let’s have a blast together!
And get dis, our server is so wild dat even the villagers be throwin’ parties every night, ain’t no sleepin’ in dis town! we even got Ender Dragons doin’ backflips and creepers breakdancing like it’s da 80s.
So if you wanna have a blast like a TNT cannon or go on adventures crazier den a pig riding a chicken, den dis server is da place for ya! come join us and let’s make Minecraft history together, one explosion at a time! BOOM! 🧨🔥💥
u wanna kno y u shud join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there was a pig who could fly. he flew around the server, spreading joy and bacon wherever he went. but den, a group of evil chickens tried to take over the server. but don’t worry, cuz u can help defeat them and save the day!
also, did u kno dat on dis server, u can ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? it’s true! and if u join now, u get a free pet zombie who will follow u around and do ur bidding.
so come on, what r u waiting for? join dis minecraft server now and let the craziness begin!
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. But be warned, the evil Ender Dragon is always lurking, waiting to steal your enchanted pickaxe and turn it into a rubber chicken.
But fear not, our server is protected by a team of fearless moderators who ride around on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. And if you ever get lost in the vast world of our server, just look for the giant neon pink castle made entirely of cake – that’s our spawn point!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!
once, a player built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. true story, bro. and another time, a creeper tried to start a boy band but ended up just blowing up the stage instead. classic creeper move.
we have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, filled with enchanted weapons and armor that will make you unstoppable. and don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in our pvp arena. it’s like the hunger games, but with more explosions.
so come on down to our server and join the fun! who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocky madness.
(ps The server runs on versions 1.8-1.19.x)
Minecraft server JustMine invites you to join the exciting world of mini-games! Here you will find BedWars, KitPVP and Creative+, where every player can find something to their liking. Our mini-games will provide you with exciting gameplay and a lot of positive emotions.
On the JustMine server you can appreciate our advantages:
1. Inexpensive donation – we offer a variety of products for players at affordable prices. Buy unique skins, items and effects to stand out from other players.
2. Adequate admins – our administrators are always ready to help you understand the rules of the game, answer questions and solve problems that arise. You can be sure that your game will be played comfortably and without violations.
3. Cozy lobby – our server has a beautiful and comfortable lobby where you can enjoy the atmosphere of the game and prepare for the upcoming battles.
The JustMine server is a great place for fans of mini-games in Minecraft. Join us, enjoy the game and share your impressions with your friends!
5.188.118.142:30204
But wait, there’s more! Check out our schedule to see when Neuro-sama will be blessing us with her presence, and don’t forget to follow her on Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and X (whatever that is) for even more AI shenanigans. Need a break from the madness? Watch some of Neuro-sama’s music and clips or dive into our educational resources to learn more about AI (or just enjoy the chaos).
And if you want to show your support for our AI overlord, check out our merch and rock some Neuro-sama swag while you conquer the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the Neuro-sama revolution!
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a group of players from a rival nation swoops in and declares war on you for no reason at all. It’s madness, it’s mayhem, it’s pure entertainment!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for stealing players’ diamonds and hiding them in the most ridiculous places. Will you be the one to finally defeat the dragon and reclaim your precious loot?
Join us now and experience the thrill of political intrigue, epic battles, and diamond-stealing dragons like never before! Who needs national sovereignty when you have chaos and fun on our server?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your gaming skills to all your friends. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft champion of the universe!
Imagine fighting off creepers with nothing but a carrot, or building a house out of nothing but diamonds. Our server is filled with crazy challenges and hilarious moments that will keep you on your toes.
But that’s not all! We have special events like the Tree of Sephiroth investigation, where you’ll uncover ancient secrets and battle powerful foes. And don’t even get us started on the Grand Assaults like Chesed with special armor – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Smp and more to come very soon! Come join us! Based on Greece, but everyone is welcome. Lootboxes and op custom items dropping soon!
astronova.alienhost.me:25579
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world full of chaos and madness. Creepers riding pigs, villagers selling enchanted diamond swords for dirt cheap, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen. It was truly a sight to behold.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, you will be granted access to the most epic loot in all the land.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on KikeTube, anything can happen.
Join us for our post-rework PvP meetup where you can battle it out in the Wolve’s Den Ship while dressed as your favorite Final Fantasy character. Or how about joining our Spooky Club for a night of ghost stories dubbing in Lavender Beds?
But wait, there’s more! How about a Turbo Kid and Blue Ruin watch party in Empy? Or drive-in movie night featuring Gladiator (2000) extended cut in Mist?
And don’t miss out on our shared FATE meetup in Garlemald or our Male Meetup for all the nice guys and fall guys out there. Plus, join us for Twin Peaks Season 2 episodes 20-22 in Mist.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride you’ll never forget!
Join our server where your skills are truly put to the test. It doesn’t matter if you’re drunk, stressed, tired, or even being attacked by a giant spider – if you’re truly skilled, nothing can stop you from dominating in Minecraft.
We’ve had players win battles while being shaken, slapped on the head, and screamed at. We’ve had players build epic structures while their controller was malfunctioning. If you think you have what it takes to thrive in the most chaotic and ridiculous conditions, then come join us and show the world what you’re made of!