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DakotaCraft: Where even the cows are pixelated!

anthropology, comparison, Cows, Cultural differences, DakotaCraft, Dakotas, Diversity, first time, height, height difference, History, indigenous peoples, Injuns, mexico, native american, Observation, physical characteristics, pixelated, Plains, questions, societal norms, Stereotypes, Traditions

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8829
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mines Excavated:	3520
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7037

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Injuns are taller than skyscrapers and the Mexicans are shorter than hobbits! Join us for a wild west adventure like no other, where you can ride giant Injuns like horses and challenge tiny Mexicans to epic duels. Who needs logic when you have craziness like this? Come on in and see for yourself!

Obson & Gura’s Pixel Paradise: Where Only the Cutest Creepers Survive!

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3566
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	126	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about our fearless leader, Obson (that’s me, not you). Legend has it that he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. And don’t even get me started on his cute wife Gura – rumor has it she can tame creepers with just a wink!

But that’s not all – on this server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden carrots. Our community is made up of the most skilled builders, redstone wizards, and pranksters you’ll ever meet. Just watch out for the llama army that patrols the server – they may look cute, but they’ll spit on you if you get too close.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t find a server quite like this anywhere else. See you in the game, if you dare!

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure: Server No. 673185354

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Villages Defended:	17
Dragons Tamed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being hunted by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle. Or how about trying to survive a zombie apocalypse that randomly happens every Tuesday at 3:00 AM?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “He won” – a mysterious player who has never been defeated in a PvP battle. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared to lose your mind (and maybe your items) along the way.

Crafty Phone Addicts – Where we mine diamonds while checking our phones all day!

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8103
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about checking your phone for texts again! Why? Because our server is so addictive and fun, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even remember you have a phone. Plus, who needs friends texting you when you can make new friends in our virtual world? Say goodbye to phone addiction and hello to block addiction on our server!

Yuri’s Blocky Adventures: Where Even Creepers are More Enjoyable Than Yuri

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1533
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	37	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	213	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of falling in love with Yuri protagonists in every game you play? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of love-struck anime characters!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about those pesky Yuri protagonists. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potion on the server that can cure you of your love woes once and for all.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to a world of blocky fun!

The Blocky Incest Palace

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6583
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family tree? Look no further! Join us for some wincest fun where sharing your hot family members is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Share your craziest stories of sexual adventures with your relatives and don’t forget to include those juicy screencaps for extra points. Our archive is filled with older stories that will make you question your family dynamics in a whole new way. So come on in and join the fun, because on this server, incest is wincest!

Crafty Confusion: Pick a Side, Any Side!

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2395
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring old factions and alliances in your country? Join our Minecraft server and choose a side like never before! Will you be on Team Llama, fighting for justice and fluffy cuteness? Or will you join Team Chicken, known for their strategic egg attacks and clucking battle cries? The fate of the virtual world is in your hands – choose wisely! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual hay or eggs, depending on which side you’re on. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the epic llama-chicken war begin!

Blocky Battle Royale: ‘How Many Can They Kill Together?’

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	957
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic battle between a team of killer bunnies and an army of evil llamas! How many do you think they could kill together? Will the bunnies hop their way to victory or will the llamas spit their way to dominance? Only one way to find out – join our server and witness the chaos unfold! But beware, you may never look at bunnies and llamas the same way again!

YeetCraft: Saving the World, One Creeper at a Time

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5171
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ores Mined:	7674	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that do nothing for Western civilisation? Look no further, because our server not only saves Western civilisation, but also throws it a killer party every Saturday night! Join us as we battle evil mobs and build epic structures to protect our precious civilisation. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so important? Join now and be a hero for Western civilisation (and get free pizza every Friday)!

MomCraft: Where Creepers are the least of your worries! Join now for a wild parenting adventure!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1216
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane activities? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner tradwife dreams!

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft man to start a family with. Build your dream house, tend to your virtual children, and live out your tradwife fantasies in a pixelated world. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have it all in Minecraft?

So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the ultimate tradwife in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!