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Blocky Beats: Where Creepers Dance to the Sound of Mining

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8484
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Falling into the Void:	1	Ores Mined:	8136
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and zombie villagers armed with diamond swords. Explore our custom-built world where the laws of physics don’t apply and pigs can fly (literally)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Anti-Loli Song” that will make you question reality and maybe even make you break out into a spontaneous dance (just watch out for creepers sneaking up on you)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

TipsyPixels Server

Accuracy, Advanced technology, alcohol consumption, alcohol detection, detection system, driver behavior, driver monitoring, drunk drivers, facial features, facial recognition, heavily intoxicated, impaired driving, innovative technology, intoxicated, new camera technology, road safety, Safety Measures, Server, smart camera, Sober, TipsyPixels, traffic safety

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9705
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most advanced technology that can detect if you’re a drunk driver just by looking at your face! we classify three levels of alcohol consumption – sober, slightly intoxicated, and heavily intoxicated – with a whopping 75% accuracy rate. join now and see if you can fool our high-tech cameras with your best poker face! who knew minecraft could save lives and prevent drunk driving, amirite? come be a part of something revolutionary and ridiculous at the same time. let’s get drunk on fun and games, not alcohol!

UnboundSMP

Anarchy, BUILD, Custom spawn, destroy, Explore, home, Minecraft, msg, multiplayer, No Rules, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Rtp, Server, Survival, Tpa, UnboundSMP, Vanilla, Warp

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8575
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ores Mined:	9243
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Unbound SMP is a classic Minecraft survival multiplayer anarchy server with only a few plugins (1.8 PVP, /home, /tpa, /rtp, /msg, /warp) and a custom spawn area. Nothing flashy, and no rules. Explore, build and destroy as you please.

simplesmp.xyz:25695

AssassinSMP – The Newest, Greatest Minecraft SMP that’s too cool for mods

Adventure, AssassinSMP, BUILD, Community, Cool, Creative, Events, Explore, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Greatest, Livestream, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, multiplayer, Newest, PC, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6269
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	assassinsmp.systemerr.com
Discord Server	discord.gg/qvUEfJVd

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Minecraft server?

A: To join the server, simply enter the IP address assassinsmp.systemerr.com in the server address field when launching Minecraft.

Q: Is there a Discord server for this Minecraft server?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.gg/qvUEfJVd to interact with other players and stay updated on server announcements.

KinderCraft Server: Tiny Wars

Adventure, chapter, children, Competition, creativity, Doug, education, Fiction, Friends, Fun, imagination, KinderCraft, kindergarten, Kindergarten Wars, learning, Playtime, School, Server, Story, teamwork, Tiny, Wars, Week

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8151
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Void Gems Collected:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	9629
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server where every day feels like a new episode of Doug! Join us for some wacky adventures and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our custom-built world.

Why should you join? Well, where else can you ride a giant patty wagon through a field of flying toasters? Or battle it out in a game of Quailman vs. Dr. Klotz? Only on our server, of course!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground hideout where you can hang out with Skeeter and Porkchop, and maybe even uncover the legendary Golden Beets of Bluffington!

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. It’s a Doug chapter this week, and you won’t want to miss it!

LesbianCraft Minecraft Server

diverse representation, inclusive media, lesbian characters, lesbian justice, lesbian representation, LesbianCraft, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ characters, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ Representation, LGBTQ representation in entertainment, LGBTQ representation in media, LGBTQ representation in television, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ TV shows, LGBTQ visibility., Minecraft, queer characters, queer representation, safe viewing, Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9888
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Buildings Constructed:	38
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Our server is so epic that even the Justice League is getting in on the fun. Wonder Woman has traded in her lasso of truth for a diamond pickaxe, Batman is building a secret base with redstone contraptions, and Superman is mining for diamonds faster than a speeding bullet.

But that’s not all – our server is also a safe space for all LGBTQ+ players. In fact, our resident superhero, Lesbian Justice, is always on patrol to make sure everyone feels welcome and included. So come on over and join the fun – who knows, you might even spot a unicorn riding a pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. It’s all possible on our server!

NieceStep Minecraft Server

adult responsibility, blended family, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional trauma, family dynamics, family relationships, family unity, Insecurity, intervention, Jealousy, loyalty, Minecraft, NieceStep, parenting, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step-family, step-parenting, teenage drama

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9674
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us and witness the epic battle between Mae and Ava, two step-sisters who can’t stand each other! Will Mae finally share her dad with Ava? Will Ava overcome her insecurities and jealousy? Who will win the title of the ultimate step-sister champion?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the intense family dynamics, the heart-wrenching taunts, and the epic showdowns at our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even get a chance to step in and tear a new one to the bullies! Join us now and be a part of the most outrageous Minecraft server ever created!

VetLiftDenier420

aita, Bent, brother, disabled veteran, discomfort, FIX, frame, full license, Help, Immigrant, Motorbike, passenger, refusing, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, stress, UNCOMFORTABLE, van, VetLiftDenier420, weight

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8285
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into giving strangers rides on your motorcycle? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t encounter any entitled veterans looking for a free ride here. Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual adventures and no unwanted passengers. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of personal boundaries. So come on over and leave the drama at the door!

CraftyLove Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, CraftyLove, effective communication, emotional intelligence, Empathy, forgiveness, healthy relationships, Honesty, Listening, long-term relationships, love, Minecraft, patience, relationship advice, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, valuable advice, valuable relationship advice

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9606
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of wandering through the vast world of Minecraft alone, with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll find more than just blocks and mobs – you’ll find love! That’s right, our server is where friendships bloom like red roses and alliances are forged stronger than diamond swords.

Join us and experience the most epic love story of all time – between a player and their trusty pet pig, Bacon. Witness the heartwarming tale of how they conquer dungeons together, build magnificent castles, and even go on romantic sunset walks through the pixelated plains.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also receive relationship advice from the wise old villager, Greg. He may not have the best social skills, but his wisdom is unmatched when it comes to matters of the heart. Whether you’re struggling with a creeper of an ex or trying to woo that special player across the server, Greg’s got your back.

So come join us on our server, where love is in the air and diamonds are just waiting to be mined. Who knows, you might just find your player two in this crazy world of blocks and pixels.

Blocky Bedrock Bliss

bedrock, Bliss, blocky

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6869
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Potions Brewed:	63
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you the thrill you’re looking for? Well, look no further because our server is like the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions – just like sex before and after!

Before joining our server, you’ll feel the anticipation building up as you prepare to embark on a wild adventure filled with excitement and surprises. But once you’re in, get ready for a mind-blowing experience that will leave you wanting more!

After joining our server, you’ll feel a sense of euphoria and satisfaction like never before. It’s like reaching the peak of Mount Everest while riding a unicorn – pure bliss! So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate pleasure of Minecraft gaming like never before!

VovchanskCraft Minecraft Server

Aggregate Plant, border, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Kharkiv Oblast, Military, Minecraft, russia, Russian troops, SECURITY, Server, standoff, Tension, troops deployment, Ukraine, Ukrainian Army, Vovchansk, VovchanskCraft, War

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1065
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

haha u want a server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, join our server where we have epic battles like the Ukrainian army blocking Russian troops at Aggregate Plant in Vovchansk, Kharkiv Oblast!

we got more drama than a villager trading scandal and more action than a skeleton ambush. come join us and experience the chaos of war…in Minecraft!

we promise you’ll have more fun than a pig rolling in mud and more laughs than a chicken trying to fly. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!