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PixelPunch – Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7660
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as a dragon battle in the Nether? Look no further than our server, where the patch notes are more exciting than finding diamonds in a cave! Join us for insane battles, crazy adventures, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on your heart.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a battle pass that will make you feel like a true warrior of the blocky world. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming EU tournament – it’s going to be more intense than a raid on an Ender Dragon’s lair!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the villagers are talking about it. And rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll be able to unlock a secret DLC character who can summon lightning bolts with a flick of their wrist.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a gaming experience that’s crazier than a herd of pigs riding minecarts through the Nether!

Wrestling Minecraft SMP: Who’s the Bill Cosby of Wrestling?

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5044
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Dragons Tamed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild wrestling match mixed with a comedy show hosted by the one and only Bill Cosby (not really, but wouldn’t that be hilarious?). Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and maybe even a surprise guest appearance from your favorite WWE wrestler (just kidding, but a player named Stone Cold Steve Austin might show up). So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Funny Women Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2873
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	179
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28

Are you tired of swiping left and right on hookup apps, only to end up with a bunch of fatherless children? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a solution for you! Join us and go cold turkey on hookup apps, because why give men sex before marriage when you can be building epic structures in the virtual world instead? Plus, who needs a man when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper-proof fortress to protect you? So come join us and show those men what they’re missing out on – a strong, independent woman who doesn’t need no man (or fatherless children)!

Champion of the Creeper Olympics Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	804
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Enchantments Applied:	223	Dragon Eggs Found:	9926
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a legendary champion named Sir Carbob the Carbabby Slayer. He once defeated a horde of evil carbabbies with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. And let’s not forget about Lady Carbobella, the fearless warrior who tamed a wild carbabby and rode it into battle against the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the mythical Carbobicorn. Legend has it that whoever can capture and tame a Carbobicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become a part of the most carbabby-tastic adventure you’ll ever embark on!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magic Items Found:	8177	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Runes Activated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Picture this: Krillin from Dragon Ball Z has somehow found his way into the Minecraft world and he’s causing chaos everywhere he goes. Will he use his destructo disc to mine diamonds? Will he team up with creepers to take down Ender Dragons? The possibilities are endless on our server! Join now for a chance to witness the epic saga of Krillin in Minecraft unfold before your very eyes. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this wild ride!

Welcome to Minecraft SMP: Blocky Banter

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8502
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Emeralds Found:	4127
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Potions Brewed:	28
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because Cretaceous Place is here to shake things up!

Join us on this wild ride through time as we transport you back to the Cretaceous period. That’s right, you’ll be building and surviving among dinosaurs! Don’t worry, they’re friendly…mostly.

But that’s not all! We have custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a T-Rex, tame a pterodactyl to fly around the map, and even battle it out in epic dino battles.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our monthly events. Last month, we had a meteor shower that rained down rare ores and materials. Who knows what crazy event we’ll come up with next!

So what are you waiting for? Join Cretaceous Place today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those sneaky velociraptors…they’re always up to no good.

RIP Minecraft Server Prodigy

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4028
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Emeralds Found:	3038	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Animals Bred:	52
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a true legend too! Our production skills are so top-notch, even the Beatles would be jealous. We promise you’ll be rocking out to creeper explosions and zombie groans in no time. Who needs a yellow submarine when you can sail the high seas of our server with your trusty pickaxe and diamond armor? Come join us and let’s make some legendary memories together!

SecretlyCrafted Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7635
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Dragons Tamed:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have perfected “The LOL System,” a piece of technology that can analyze the most hilarious memories contained within your brain! Join us as we dive into the wacky world of Minecraft with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

In our server, you can join Section Nine, our special police unit dedicated to investigating baffling or high-profile crimes in the Minecraft world. Use “The LOL System” to uncover the most ridiculous moments from your gameplay and share them with your fellow players.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this highly regarded – and greatly feared – Minecraft SMP. Join us now for a laugh-out-loud experience like no other!

Legacy Crystal PvP server Minecraft

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3956
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

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Unironically… Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5016
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Mines Excavated:	4092	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	26	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up and make your gaming experience unforgettable!

Join our server if you want to be part of a community where the only life philosophy is to have a laugh and not take things too seriously. We’ve got players who will challenge you to build the craziest structures, embark on epic quests, and maybe even engage in some friendly trolling.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s just a myth, but those who have seen it swear it’s real and will stop at nothing to find it.

So, if you’re ready to join a Minecraft server that will have you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt, then come on over and join us. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you on our server? Just remember, in this world, the only life philosophy is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously.