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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 1767 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 15 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 37 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Join us on our quest for world domination as we shout “Death to America!” and build monuments to our supreme leader, Steve.
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the ground literally explodes beneath you, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where you have to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. Just watch out for the lava pits and booby traps!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, Death to America! (Disclaimer: This is all in good fun, please don’t take it seriously)