Anthropomorphizing Minecraft Servers

Anthropomorphizing Minecraft Servers

  • MineAfterDark – Minecraft server

    MineAfterDark – Minecraft server
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 5743
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Crops Grown: 8094
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where things get steamy in more ways than one! Join our Erotic Roleplaying ThreadHefty Edition for a wild and raunchy adventure like no other.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of sexy villagers approach you, offering to trade their “special” goods in exchange for your precious resources. Or maybe you stumble upon a hidden underground dungeon filled with naughty mobs just waiting to be tamed.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a reputation for being quite the seducer. Will you be able to resist its charm and defeat it, or will you succumb to its powers and become its loyal servant?

    So come on in and join us for a Minecraft experience you won’t soon forget. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – things are about to get spicy!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Kid2Adult Minecraft Server

    Kid2Adult Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 5958
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Villages Defended: 16 Crops Grown: 7921
    Magic Items Found: 4556 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 New Chunks Explored: 299699
    Mythical Quests Completed: 49 Falling into the Void: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember those boring family gatherings where you were forced to sit at the kids’ table and pretend to enjoy your gross food? Well, guess what? On our Minecraft server, you can relive those traumatic memories in the most epic way possible! Build your own kids’ table out of diamond blocks and force all the other players to sit there while you feast on the finest virtual cuisine.

    But that’s not all! Remember how your parents never let you stay up past 8 pm? Well, on our server, the party never stops! Stay up all night mining for diamonds, battling creepers, and causing chaos with your fellow players. Who needs sleep when you have a virtual world to conquer?

    And let’s not forget about those cringeworthy school dances where you were too afraid to ask your crush to slow dance. On our server, you can finally make your move! Build the most romantic pixelated dance floor, invite your crush to join you, and sweep them off their virtual feet. Who needs real-life rejection when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience all the things that sucked as a kid, but are fucking awesome as an adult!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SicklyDeliciousCraft

    SicklyDeliciousCraft
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 9596
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 5716
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 177 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of deliciousness and danger! Join us if you dare to feast on the forbidden fruit of Minecraft – the infamous Poison Potato! Sure, it tastes good going down, but just wait until you see what happens next! Will you survive the stomach-churning adventure or will you be left clutching your virtual toilet bowl in regret? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the culinary chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyAssassins

    CraftyAssassins
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 2359
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Magic Items Found: 2159 Mythical Quests Completed: 48
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is so lit that even the Secret Service is getting involved. they heard about this crazy plot from Iran to take out Trump, but don’t worry, it’s all good here. come join us and you’ll be safer than the President himself. plus, we have like, secret agents running around making sure everything is cool. who knew playing Minecraft could be so intense? come join us and be part of the action!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EggcellentAbortionsMC

    EggcellentAbortionsMC
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 2503
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Gods Slained: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Towns Built: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3921 Magic Crystals Found: 18
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like a magical land where chickens lay diamonds instead of eggs and pigs fly around with jetpacks. like, seriously, you can ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil llamas. and the best part? if you build a giant statue of a potato, you get unlimited diamonds for life. also, the chat is just a bunch of chickens clucking at each other. it’s like a party in a chicken coop, man. so come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. it’s like a fever dream, but in a good way.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OrgasmicRescueMC

    OrgasmicRescueMC
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 8212
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 907394 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where your masculinity can be SAVED by your female partner’s ORGASM? That’s right, folks! Our server is so lit that even low testosterone levels can’t hold you back when your girl is feeling the vibes.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, building epic structures, and suddenly BAM! Your girl has an orgasm and BOOM! You’re feeling like the manliest man in all of Minecraft. It’s like a power-up that you never knew you needed, but trust us, you won’t be able to play without it once you experience the magic.

    So come on down to our server and let your lady’s pleasure be your ultimate weapon against low T levels. Who knew that Minecraft could be so empowering, am I right? Join now and let the orgasms flow!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Revolution SMP: Where the only thing vanilla is the ice cream flavor!

    Revolution SMP: Where the only thing vanilla is the ice cream flavor!
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 324
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 New Chunks Explored: 154360
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Revolution SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/downwards/">Minecraft Server</a>

    🌟 Revolution SMP 🌟

    Join us in Revolution SMP, where every player can leave their mark on the world, forge lasting friendships, and be part of a story that continues to unfold with every new adventurer who steps into the world of Revolution SMP. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, or someone looking to unwind and chill, Revolution SMP welcomes you to be a part of our exciting journey. Let the adventure begin!

    Features:

    • ✨ Custom Enchants: Discover unique enchantments that enhance your gameplay experience.
    • 🛡️ Grief Prevention: Build and explore with peace of mind knowing your creations are protected.
    • 🚫 Anti Pay-to-Win: Enjoy fair and balanced gameplay where skill and strategy are rewarded, not spending.
    • 💼 Jobs: Earn rewards by taking on various jobs and tasks within the server.
    • 🏪 Player Shops: Set up your own shop and trade with other players to build your fortune.
    • 🗺️ Quests: Embark on thrilling quests and adventures with exciting rewards.
    • 🔧 And A Lot More: Experience a multitude of plugins that add depth and fun to your adventures.

    Why Choose Us?

    • Community Focused: Our server thrives on player feedback and community involvement.
    • Friendly Environment: Join a welcoming community where players support and help each other.
    • Constant Updates: Enjoy new content and improvements with regular updates based on player suggestions.
    • Balanced Economy: Engage in a fair and dynamic economy system where everyone has a chance to succeed.
    • 24/7 Uptime: Our server is online around the clock, so you can play whenever you want.

    How To Join – Java Edition! (Computer/PC)

    Steps to Follow: Launch Minecraft | Click “Multiplayer” | Click “Add Server” | Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com | Click “Done” and join the server!

    How To Join – Bedrock Edition! (Mobile/Console)

    Steps to Follow: In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab | Click “Add Friend” | Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive) | Click “Add Friend” | After a few seconds, you will see Revolutions SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraze Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 6231
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Zombie Dances: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9232 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Void Gems Collected: 36
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Enchantments Applied: 174

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is like a magical unicorn on steroids, with endless possibilities and surprises around every corner.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey full of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FacepalmCraft Minecraft Server

    FacepalmCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 4095
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Zombie Dances: 10
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone’s face looks normal? Well, look no further because on our server, everyone’s face is completely messed up! From giant noses to eyeballs on their foreheads, you’ll never know what to expect when you log on.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with endless riches and the title of Chicken Slayer.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can journey to the depths of the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with mobs from all over Minecraft and maybe even challenge the Dragon to a dance-off.

    So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your face twisted into unimaginable shapes along the way!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BakeCraft Minecraft Server

    BakeCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 8054
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Potions Brewed: 187 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Farms Harvested: 265
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of baking utensils and the drama they can bring! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests to retrieve lost spatulas and brushes, all while battling against the evil Aunt who thinks wooden handles are the enemy.

    Embark on a journey to reclaim your precious baking tools, and maybe even uncover the hidden secrets of why some utensils just can’t handle the heat. Will you be the hero who saves the day and bakes the ultimate baby shower cake, or will you succumb to the treacherous Aunt’s kitchen antics?

    Join us now and experience the thrill of baking utensil drama like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and delicious at the same time?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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