Anthropologist Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PS5PartyPooper

AITAH, ANNOYED, bad mood, beer pong, call of duty, Communication, Conflict, embarrassed, Friend, Guilt, house warming, kicking out, OBLIGATION, partner, Party, PS5, PS5PartyPooper, response, social event, TV, video games

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6902
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can game in peace without any annoying interruptions? Look no further! Join our server where we guarantee no one will bring a PlayStation 5 to a housewarming party and hog the TV all night long.

Imagine a world where you can play Minecraft without someone blasting Call of Duty in the background, causing chaos and embarrassment. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life party drama and awkward situations.

Don’t worry about being forced to socialize or play beer pong when all you want to do is build your dream world in Minecraft. On our server, you can game in peace without any distractions or obligations.

So if you’re tired of dealing with party poopers and want a Minecraft experience free from unwanted guests and their PlayStation 5s, join our server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

StateOfCraft SMP

best place to live, best state, live in USA, quality of life, smp, state attractions, state climate, state community, state comparison, state cost of living, state diversity, state education system, state healthcare system, state housing market, state job market, state opportunities, state rankings, state recreation, state safety, StateOfCraft, top state to live, united states

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Star Shards Collected:	297	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb-diggity! We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a castle made of Jell-O.

Join our server and you’ll be living in the best state in the USA – Minecraftia! Our state has all the amenities you could ever want, from pixelated palm trees to virtual volleyball courts. Plus, our state bird is a chicken that lays golden eggs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most epic state in the USA!

CreepinLaughsMC

amusing, Chuckle, Comical, CreepinLaughsMC, creepy, Experience, fear, fright, funny, ghost, Haunted, hilarious, humor, jocular, LAUGH, nerve-wracking, Scary, spine-chilling, spine-tingling., spooky, Terror

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5917
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Divine Spears Created:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Have you ever been mining in Minecraft, just minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows you sky high? Well, on our server, we have creeper-proof armor that will make those green pests run away in fear!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to photobomb your screenshots and photobomb your selfies. Join our server and see if you can snap a pic with the elusive dragon!

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret portal to the land of dancing skeletons and singing zombies. Trust us, it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is missing out on all the fun!

UkraineCraft: Pentagon oopsie!

$2 billion, accounting errors, aid, audit findings, budget discrepancies, defense department, financial accountability, financial aid, financial irregularities, financial missteps, financial oversight, FOREIGN AID, funding discrepancies, Government, international relations, investigation, military assistance, Mismanagement, Oopsie, pentagon, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8151
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Votes:	5064
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the Pentagon be finding accounting errors worth $2 billion in aid for Ukraine, but who cares bout that when u can be building epic castles and battling creepers with ur squad on this lit server! Trust me, the craziness of this server will make u forget all about them boring real world problems. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself be roaming around causing chaos, so u gotta join quick before he destroys everything! Join now and let the madness begin!

WranglerCraft: Where Your Ass Says WoW

ass, brand, clothing, comfortable, Cowboy, cowboy chic, denim, Durable, fashion, fashion statement, iconic, long-lasting, rear pockets, Statement, Style, trendy, W design, western wear, wow, Wrangler jeans, WranglerCraft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1029
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3428	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

hey u, ya u with the wrangler jeans. u know wat? if u join our minecraft server, ur ass will say WoW too. cuz on our server, we got magical wrangler jeans that give ur character a big ol’ W on both butt cheeks. so when u walk around, everyone will be like “damn, look at that ass, it’s sayin WoW!” join now for the most epic butt designs in minecraft history.

DucksMC Network

Custom, DucksMC, Minecraft, Network, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4410
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Villages Defended:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Do you want to have fun? Join our Minecraft server, where you can play with your friends in modes like Survival Custom and many more. We look forward to seeing you!

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Surviving Insane Anarchy: Where you can build empires with guns, turrets, and jobs in the chaos of New York City!

AdvancedCrates, AdvancedItems, AdvancedMobs, Anarchy, BarbedWire, BUILD, Chaos, Chestsort, city, ComplexTurrets, CrazyAuctions, DailyRewardsPlus, DeathTransfer, DecentHolograms, Discordsrv, EconomyShopGUI-Premium, Elevator, Empires, ExecutableItems, Factions, Guns, HeadDrop, INSANE, InventoryRollbackPlus, Itemsadder, Jobs, LuckyBounties, MechanicsCore, Minepacks, Surviving, turrets, York

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7115
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Links	Discord	Store	Server IP

Overview	Soldiers In Arms (SIA) offers Turrets, Guns, Vehicles, Economy, Stock Market, Jobs, Custom Items, and more.

Server Details	90+ plugins	Decade+ of admin experience	Updated to version 1.21

	Empires: Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, etc.	Vassal Factions within Empires	Edict courthouse for governance

Key Plugins	AdvancedCrates	AdvancedEnchantments	BarbedWire	Factions	EconomyShopGUI-Premium	WorldGuard	and many more

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the provided IP address in the Minecraft client.

Q: Are there specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules to ensure fair gameplay. Please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules.

Q: Can I create my own faction or empire?

A: Yes, you can create your own faction or empire within the server’s gameplay mechanics.

Q: What is the economy system like on the server?

A: The server features an elaborate economy system that includes a stock market, jobs, and trading systems.

Q: Are there regular updates and events on the server?

A: Yes, the server is regularly updated to the latest Minecraft version, and events are hosted by the admin team.

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CraftyMex Minecraft Server

CraftyMex, edishon, hilo riley, Mexican, mexican art, mexican celebration, mexican cuisine, mexican culture, mexican festival, mexican food, mexican heritage, Mexican History, mexican holiday, mexican language, Mexican music, mexican party, mexican style, Mexican traditions, mexican travel, mexican vacation, mexico, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8395
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server, where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly! Literally, we have flying pigs all over the place, it’s like a bacon-filled sky circus.

Join us for the “hilo riley edishon” and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens. These chickens may look cute and innocent, but trust us, they’re plotting world domination. Only you and your trusty llama can save the day!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Just imagine the bling bling possibilities!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, llama battles, and diamond cow poop. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Delightfully Funky Traders

acceptance, Community, dad’s fetishes, Daddy Issues, Delightfully, deranged, dft, FAGGOT, fetish, fuck my ass, Funky, Gender Identity, kink, Lgbt, LGBTQ, mental health, Minecraft, never jerk off, sexual orientation, smp, Support, taboo, Therapy, Traders, trannies, Transgender

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	636
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Divine Spears Created:	30	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Welcome to /dft/ – Deranged Faggot Trannies! This Minecraft SMP is not for the faint of heart, as we embrace the chaos and craziness that comes with being a part of this server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what your dad’s fetishes are, because let’s be real, they’re probably wilder than a pack of rabid wolves. And remember, if you want to fit in here, you better not even think about jerking off – it’s a strict rule that we take very seriously.

In our latest edition, aptly titled “FUCK MY ASS”, things are bound to get even more insane. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next? Will we build a giant statue of a butt? Will we have a dance party in the Nether? The possibilities are endless, and that’s what makes /dft/ the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures.

So come join us, if you dare. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

QueerCraft Minecraft Server

America, aunt, Boyfriend, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, family, Gay, Homophobia, Minecraft, QueerCraft, Server, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wedding

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of dealing with homophobic relatives at family gatherings? Do you wish you could escape to a world where acceptance and fun reign supreme? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own rainbow castle, ride unicorns, and slay dragons with your fabulous friends. Leave behind the drama of your family and immerse yourself in a world where love is love and everyone is welcome.

Don’t let your aunt’s wedding bring you down – come join us and let your true colors shine! Who needs a homophobic aunt when you can have a virtual family of supportive and loving players? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless fun on our server. Join now and let the good times roll!